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I blame the parents, myself. [1/2]

[anonymous]

"Okay, so I've shifted to my ultimate form. I get two attacks every turn, things are going great."

"So far so good..."

"But they're wearing me down anyway. I mean, there are four of them, and they had this one bitch in red who keeps healing them back to full every turn. I think she was wearing that ring that cuts SP consumption in half too."

"Ooooooh, I hate that."

"But then when they get me to almost dead, I'm just like: HA! I'm a god! You think you can just kill me?! It doesn't work that way you little monsters! ... And they ARE little monsters, you know, they totally just broke into my house."

"Oh, I know. The little bastards can't resist. My house was, what, three-hundred floors high? And they still showed up at the top to stab me in the face. It's like: I just woke up not even five minutes ago. I haven't even opened the moon yet. And suddenly this little emo twerp and his little cheerleader and a robot and a freakin' dog burst into my room and start trying to kill me!"

"That is so rude."

"I know! I mean, sure, I was gonna obliterate all life. But it was nothing personal. Erebus had been bugging me about it for two or three thousand years, and I just got sick of his whining. 'Arrrgh, I loathe all existence, I shall call to thee and reduce it to nothingness...'. It was annoying, and I didn't really want to, but sometimes you've got to sacrifice a little to keep the relationship fresh."

"HA! At least your husband wants to spend time with you. Don't even get me started on that deadbeat I married and was subsequently ditched by."

"Oh, honey, you were always too good for him."

"You don't need to tell me that. The maggots that devour my flesh in the underworld are too good for him. Which reminds me..."

"He didn't."

"No, no, he did! Believe me, he freakin' did. It was... where was I? Kids came to my house, there was a fight..."

"'You think you can just kill me?! I'm a god!'"

"Right, thanks. So anyone, they've got my health down pretty low, but I'm immortal so I'm not really worried about it. Then, just to screw with 'em, I start spamming Thousand Curses."

"HA! Serves 'em right."

"And at this point, I think I've won, right? They're all sucked into the Underworld, I'm ready to break out the Rocky Road and celebrate a little. Then he comes back. The little bitch with the premature gray hair."

"The one you were testing, right?"

"Yeah. He was either supposed to represent 'hope' or 'poor fashion sense', I can't recall which."

"So he came back, and...?"

"And suddenly, Thousand Curses isn't working on him anymore."

"Cheating little jerk!"

"So I try shooting him with lightning, and that doesn't work either."

"No way!"

"And just guess who popped up then and helped him shoot me with a beam of Pure Truth?"

"Not your ex?!"

"Called it in one."

"Oh, he is such a dick! I know you two had your differences, but geez! What kind of jackass sees someone mugging his ex-wife and helps the muggers?! The divorce was the best thing that ever happened to you."

"You're telling me."

"Still, it could be worse."

"Oh, exactly how?"

"Well..."

Re: I blame the parents, myself. [1/2]

[anonymous]

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