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[badassmo]

KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb Who?
Honey comb your hair!

GUY: I know how to please a woman.
GAL: Then please leave me alone.

GUY: I want to give myself to you.
GAL: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

GUY: May I see you pretty soon?
GAL: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

GUY: Your hair color is fabulous.
GAL: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

GUY: You look like a dream.
GAL: Go back to sleep.

GUY: I can tell that you want me.
GAL: Yes, I want you to leave.

GUY: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
GAL: Do not enter. (or Stop.)

GUY: I'd go through anything for you.
GAL: Let's start with your bank account.

GUY: May I have the last dance?
GAL: You've just had it.

GUY: I would go to the end of the world for you.
GAL: Yes, but would you stay there?

GUY: Your place or mine?
GAL: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

GUY: Is this seat empty?
GAL: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

GUY: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
GAL: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
GAL: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.