in which goose has very tacky vehicles - video

May 13, 2011 10:36

... I never got to show off this baby, didn't I? Damn, and to think with all this new foreign Poke-whatever-Unova-what's-it-called-again? I would've showed off my new foreign junk, too.

Feast your eyes on this baby of mine.

[Behold, it's a hang glider! It's... not quite the typical hang glider, however. Look at those pedals. They're in top condition and they can power through air unlike any other hang glider! To a fault. It's still a glider, after all, so it's still going to be a bit flimsy.

Goose didn't particularly give two biscuits about that minor issue, though. It was his new baby, and he still loved it. It's nestled on a cliff-top. Was he about to fly it? Yes, he was. Helmetless. Goodness, what a daredevil.]

Ain't gonna see one of these anywhere else in Final Destination. This baby here is a Wuhu Sky Club-brand pedal glider with all of the fixings. Y'know, my friend and all.

I've just got one teensy li'l ol' problem with this bad boy. I ain't got a name for it yet. [He gives a pondering sort of stance.] I was thinking something a little... I dunno, exotic. Y'know, these colors ain't what I'm used to. So much green. Needs more blue. My point, though... something different than what I'd think of oughta be good for this guy.

[He strokes the handlebars lovingly.] So hey, this Goose is open for any ideas. Fire 'em, I'll consider 'em.

[[ Hi guess who's off hiatus lol? 8) ]]
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