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[badasscasual]

I'm not here.

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[devilingenuity]

Dante.

[devilingenuity]

Daaaante.

[devilingenuity]

...

[devilingenuity]

I can smell you.

[devilingenuity]

Smells like beer and paint. What the fuck.

[devilingenuity]

Not going to answer, really?

[devilingenuity]

Aheh, alright then.

HERE IT COMES.

[devilingenuity]

[BELAYING VERGIL, THROUGH YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW, DANTE. HITTING THE FLOOR AND ROLLING.]

BRACING FOR IMPACT

[badasscasual]

[WHAT THE FUCK. NO REALLY.BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR OH-SO-RECOGNIZABLE COAT, VERGIL OR YOU WOULDA BEEN SHOT TO SHIT FOR THAT. As is Dante's NOT going to fire Eb & Iv. Though they are still trained on ya. And Dante is MUCH WITH THE GLARING]

Sorry, Verg, that's not the door, you're going to have to go back around.

[devilingenuity]

[Tumblerollflop. Vergil stops moving when he rolls to a stop on his ass, stares at Dante.]

Mother would be ashamed.

[badasscasual]

[Siiiiiiighs, shakes his head, and holsters his guns.]

I'm not the one who jumped in through a window. You're paying for that, by the way.

[devilingenuity]

I can afford it.

[Starts crawling towards him.]

You should talk to your brother when he squawks.

[badasscasual]

[Totally going to plant a boot on Vergil's head if he gets too close]

Squawk? What, are you a bird now?

[devilingenuity]

[Crawl crawl.]

Chirpchirp.

[Yes, Vergil realizes this is a reality, and that's why he makes a grab for Dante's feet first chance he gets when he's in proximity.]

[badasscasual]

Good to know, guess I'll go get a cat now.

[Noootttt too worried about the feet grabbing, really. Because hey, he can overpower Vergil, blahblahblah cocky. And now~ all he's gotta do is tug free and.. stomp. 'Cept he's not able to tug free.

...Right. Power.]

[devilingenuity]

[And Vergil shows that power when he pushes up over by holding Dante's feet as leverage, and up he goes, releasing one and using that hand to crash onto Dante's chest and just... attempt to flatten him out onto the floor]