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[badasscasual]

Well huh.

So what'd I miss?

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[theotokos]

Hello, Dante.

[badasscasual]

You're back too, chicklet?

[theotokos]

Stop calling me that.

And yes, yes I am. Where the hell did you go?

[badasscasual]

Aw, but it's fun.

Fieldtrip to the lollipop kingdom. Very disturbing, don't recommend it.

[theotokos]

Stop calling me that, Dante.

Aw, but, I had such high aspirations for it already.

[badasscasual]

Whatever, Lady, fine.

The bubblegum palace might be more up your thing.

[theotokos]

Now was that so hard?

I was more fond of jawbreakers, honestly.

[badasscasual]

Downright excruciating.

Ah, might be a problem. The sugarfairies destroyed jawbreaker mountain coming home from an all-night bender.

[theotokos]

That's pretty funny, considering you were the one who came up with that name. That's okay, ♥ you didn't need to be walking around without any lead in you, anyway.

Well, fuck, tell me there's still enough marshmallows to go around?

[badasscasual]

I'm a regular comedian, what can I say?

Extinct or close to it. Who knew Pixie Sticks were capable of genocide?

[theotokos]

I'll kick your ass.

You don't say. Does that include the peeps?

[badasscasual]

You know one of these days I might actually die, and then what would you do? How would you live without a punching bag?

I ate the last one for breakfast.

[theotokos]

I'd cry. Really. But you're a tough boy, I know you can handle it.

You bastard.

[badasscasual]

Aw shucks, I always knew you cared.

I was a mercy eating, really! It was all alone and wounded. Now it is with the other's in the peep afterlife.

[theotokos]

Immensely, which is why I'll burn your corpse and throw the ashes in the river.

You're a fucking tyrant, Dante. It's not even a strawberry sundae or pizza.

Where are you?

[badasscasual]

I'd appreciate it, it'd keep my poor defenseless remains safe from all the necrophiliacs of the world.

No no, the word you're looking for is 'benevolent'. I'm a benevolent tyrant.

I'm here.