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[badasscasual]

See, Lady? This is why I prefer my liquids of the alcoholic and non-water variety. Because seriously guys, what the FUCK was in the water today?

Also kid, we're crashing building 12. My old place smells like ass.

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[theotokos]

You mean you're-

[theotokos]

And what the fuck is THAT supposed to mean?

[badasscasual]

You were giving me shit over my diet and LOOK! Some epidemic of CRAZY is spreading through the water. Just sayin'

[theotokos]

So does this mean you're finally eating HEALTHY?

[badasscasual]

Yeahhhhhh no. Like my diet the way it is; full of things that make me act like goddamn Robin Hood and his merry ass men.

[theotokos]

ACTUALLY, Robin Hood is probably more fit than you, I've spoken to him a few times here before.

If you insist just that, no free food for you.

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[badasscasual]

[badasscasual]

I will take this healthy eating proposal into consideration.

[theotokos]

MUCH better, soon-to-be neighbor.

And here I thought Nero was going to take it all.

[badasscasual]

So whatcha making me for breakfast neighbor?

[theotokos]

God damn you.

When I RECOVER, it might be pancakes.

[badasscasual]

So until you recover I'm free to eat as I will, right?

[theotokos]

For now, unless you want me bleeding all over?

[badasscasual]

I'll take an unrestricted diet over bloodloss ktnx.

[theotokos]

What is this? Dante's actually applying LOGIC?

[badasscasual]

..You're right! World must be ending.

Quick, the only way to save it is to get me a double pepperoni.