BEST EVER!
From: taylor
Date: Jan 26, 2008 10:38
Check it out. I'm stationed in Germany, so I get news kinda late. I find out you're whining and crying to Michelle about what Ben and I had to say, and now you got her all pissy at us. Listen man, for someone who's a tough guy, the "bigger man" dropping the issue and all that jazz, you sure have alot of discrepancies. You're obviously still butthurt about it. If you had problems, you should've gone straight to the source instead of beating around the bush and bitching to our mutual friends. I don't appreciate that.
Besides that, it's all good. Take care of yourself.
Fly high mothafucka.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 26, 2008 3:40 PM
And who the hell are you in all of this? Last time I checked, this was settled a WHILE ago. So, please do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up. Thanks!
From: taylor
Date: Jan 28, 2008 12:31 PM
Who the hell am I?
Actually I'm the one who cooked this whole thing up. I'm the one that met you. I'm the one that originally read your ridiculous blog about IED's in Qutar. About possibly getting hurt, "or worse". Or whatever the fuck it was. I refuse to re-visit that pathetic thing for a direct quote.
And trust me pal. 1, you're not gonna get me to shut up. It's just not going to happen. 2, I don't need to do myself any favors, so stop acting like a big badass. Especially from a couple of thousand miles away. Get that bleeding pussy of yours under control. Your tough when it's convenient, but you sure do cry alot. And 3, why the fuck would I take anything you say seriously? You're the one blowing your experiences way out of proportion. I WISH I got to go to Qutar. Like I said, that's where us Army guys got to go for R on a 4 day pass. No gear, no weapons, no worries. And here you are talking about "people are out there who want to hurt us. " YAH!
So seriously. Stop being so tough. You're scaring me.
Fly high bitch-boy.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 29, 2008 3:56 AM
LoL. You know, I do find it quite hilarious that you even bring any of this back up. More or less due to the fact that you are a thousand miles away. See, the none bitch thing to do was to bring this up directly to me instead of going through your friends to try and start shit wit me. Instead, you took the bitch route. Now, to add insult to injury, you only brought this back up cuz you are so far away. You obviously couldn't do this yourself... even if you were home. Yeah, I'm glad you read my blogs. How the hell was I supposed to know what I was getting into? Never been deployed before. At any rate, you want to keep this going... fine. Have it your way. Makes me glad that I can piss people off in this world without having to lift much of a finger and yet I can still laugh at them cuz it's fucking funny. So, it makes me happy that I take up your thought process in how you attempt to degrade my military status. Did I carry a gun? Nope. Was I under fire at all? Nope. Was what I was doing out there important? Yeah. Like I told Ben, if you do reply to this, you obviously have no sense of what the military is as a whole. You're just ignorant and nothing more. Apparently, the military to you is nothing but the people carrying the guns. Well, have fun wit that. Oh, one last thing... next time you're on leave I'll be sure to look you up and if you should so desire, we can settle this. I guess you're too tough for me to take so, it shouldn't be much of a problem for you right?
From: taylor
Date: Jan 30, 2008 10:21 AM
Before you start on your cute little tirades, get a clue. I was with Ben the whole time when WE wrote those emails. In his room, at his computer, sitting right next to him. Ask him. So I'm not going through my friends to talk shit. I believe the original messgaes had both our names on them, as a matter of fact.
Also, that whole little idea about me waiting to go to Germany before I started to dig into your ass is bullshit too. Like I said, I get news kinda late. I got an email most likely a week or two after the fact when you went crying like a little girl to Michelle about how hurt your feelings were.
And stop contradicting yourself. It's ridiculous. If you're really such a tough guy, you wouldn't be whining to everyone about all those meanies who read your blogs and talk shit.
Too bad you didn't have a "gun". (Just the fact that you call it a gun screams out "pogue") If you had one, you could have shot the soda-can IED's that congest the streets of Qatar.
And how the fuck are you going to tell me I don't have any idea how the military works as a whole? You were in theater for what, 61 days? With weekends off. I've been doing it everyday since June '05. You're right. I don't have a clue. I was only in Ramadi from August '06 to November '07. I'll make sure to consult you on any future questions I come accross regarding the military.
On a brighter note, it makes me happy to know I can ammuse you. Truly. It gives me a reason to keep this up. I'm enjoying myself immensely as well.
And no, I'm not going to look you up whenever I get home so we can "settle" this. You really aren't that butthurt are ya? Grow up dude.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 30, 2008 11:44 PM
Yeah, you do ammuse me. Quite, I laugh at every new message I get from you. The only thing that does annoy me is your ignorance. Other than that, it's just a laughing stock. But, you seem pretty adamant about keeping this up even though Ben dropped it a while back. And for refernce sake, I asked Michelle what your deal was cuz you don't even know me, nor do I know you. Which is why when all this shit went down, it took me by total suprise. But hey, whatever floats yer boat dude. If you get off by trying to lay some of you ranting off on other people, fine by me. Again, I'll get my kicks from it. In all seriousness though, get a life and stop sending me these stupid things. It's quite annoying and cumbersome.
From: taylor
Date: Jan 31, 2008 9:33 AM
Wait wait wait wait.
"In all seriousness though, get a life and stop sending me these stupid things. "
I thought we had a good thing going man?! You're sending me mixed messages. 48 hours ago, you wanted me to look you up when I got home so we can "settle" this. Like a true big badass. Now, you don't want anything to do with me.
And for the record, although Ben "dropped this" awhile ago, I still keep him informed on your latest idiocrasies. He think's it's pretty fucking awesome. And you're right. I do want to keep this up. I'm loving it!
Also, you should really knock off those attempts at complex phrasings and the like. For instance:
"lay some of your ranting off"
You can't lay ranting. That makes no sense. Neither does "for reference sake". Just a hint pal.
By the way, what did Michelle say when you asked her about me? Haha. Did she have to let you borrow some tissues by the end of the conversation?
And I'm nowhere near ignorant. Especially compared to the likes of you. Your experiences simply pale in comparison to mine. I'm active duty military. I've been to Germany, Spain, Italy, Chzech Repulbic, Kuwait, and Iraq. Also, Ft. Knox, KY and soon Ft. Hood, TX. So how am I ignorant? I'm not the one writing blogs about shit I have NO idea about, attempting to gather support and attention from people back home. THAT'S what I call ignorant. That IED comment of your's really set me off. I know people that have died and lost limbs as a result of IED's. How dare you write about that shit, having no education in the matter whatsoever. Fucking soda cans and teddy bears huh? Try 3 155mm rounds tied together and burried beneath the road. Fuck you. You're ignorant.
To each's own though. Just stock up on tampons, you should be alright.
PS: I added you as a friend, I really hope you accept! :)
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 31, 2008 4:09 PM
So now you've resorted to knit picking my sentences apart too? Oi... you're totally out of shit to hit me with! But, I'll give you props for trying.
Plus, I'm glad that you guys think it's pretty awesome for trying to start shit wit someone you don't even know. That's like calling someone an asshole that lives a few states over from you and you don't even know his name or even why you did it. Whatever the case may be, to each his own I guess. If being ignorant gets you off (which, yes, you are ignorant, deny it all you want) then so be it. I don't mind.
Actually, when I asked about you to Michelle, she pretty much said that she just invited you over to have some fun and that she really doesn't even know you all too well. She apologized to me on your behalf, so, you atleast can thank her for that.
Active duty? You? No way! I would have never guessed! Hey, you chose that life guy, not me. I'm in the national guard cuz that's where I wanted to be. Really don't give a shit where you've been. Hell, if it was up to me, I'd be going everywhere when I could. Since it's not, I can't. Other than that... either keep 'em coming so I get more amusement from it or stop.
Oh, I actually shipped the tampons and tissues over to you. Figured you and yer boys would need them after ya got done fondling each other.
From: taylor
Date: Feb 9, 2008 9:21 AM
Sorry it's been so long pal. I've been sidetracked with the Super Bowl and getting all my shit straight to leave Germany. Don't worry though. I didn't forget about you.
Now listen. If I was picking apart your sentences, I would've commented on all the "cuz" or "yer" or "wit" scattered about your ramblings. But I didn't. I was just letting you know that you don't know how to string insults together very well, you're trying way to hard. Kind of like you shipping tampons over to me. WOW. You really got me, my fucking asshole's chapped. No, not really. It all sounds vaugely familiar, actually.
You know what else? You notice how you say weak shit like "you are ignorant, deny it all you want"? When I call you ignorant, I point out spcifics about how you have abesolutely no clue about what goes on, and also provide examples of my real world experiences. So basically you're just name calling. Step it up bitch. You're stationed in New Bedford for cryin' out loud!
I'll set the record straight and apologize on Michelle's behalf for apologizing on my behalf. I'm not sorry in the least for anything in the least bit! I don't regret a word of it.
And you're sending some more mixed signals. First it's about our pending friendship, and now it's about your life ambitions. First you say "I'm in the national guard cuz that's where I wanted to be. " And then 2 sentences later you state "Hell, if it was up to me, I'd be going everywhere when I could. " I don't get you man. Pick one side of the fence. Don't sit on it. Although I could see why you would enjoy those fenceposts penetrating your ass. But seriously. Just another perfect example of how NOT ignorant you are. Yup.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 9, 2008 4:19 PM
:*-(
That's for you...
Hahahaha
(I didn't even bother to read your message... FYI)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 10, 2008 12:28 PM
Lame.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 10, 2008 5:08 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
I'm suprised you even had some sort of rebutle to that. LoL
Then again...
I have the worlds smallest violin...
And it's playing, just for you...
Hahahahahahaha
From: taylor
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:34 AM
Are you kidding?! You're the one pissing ALL over the place, not me. And I doubt you're not reading the messages anymore. You're too ass-sore not to be. That violin thing was pretty ridiculous. My English teacher used to say that, back when we were rebellious little teens. You couldn't have come up with anything better that that huh? Figures. You've been namecalling the whole time, haven't really backed up a single thing. Homo.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 4:48 PM
Hahahaha... the fact that you're still going on means that you're ego is through the roof. LoL. You're a hilarious, pathetic little man, I'll give you that.
But, we'll see what happens when I hear of your homecoming. For your sake, you better hope I don't hear of it.
:)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 14, 2008 10:36 AM
Fuck you buddy. I'll KEEP you updated on my homecoming. Yea, I got a huge ego. What the fuck do you plan on doing about it? At least I back up everything I state. You didn't even have a "gun" downrange, so don't try to come off as a hardass. You're not fooling anyone. You're obviously not capable enough to settle this with words so we'll go to Plan B. I have no qualms with that. I'll fucking rock you. Keep in touch bitch-boy. See what happens. Fly high. Fag.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 4:46 PM
LoL. We'll see dude. Obviously, you're trying to be the hardass. But, when it all comes down to it... will you come out on top? Hahaha, only time will tell. For the first time in a while, you give me something to look forward to. Laying you out flat will be so much fun!
:)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 15, 2008 10:51 PM
I'll throw teddy bear IED's at you. Or kick you in the cunt. You're all done.
YEAH!
Date: Jan 26, 2008 10:38
Check it out. I'm stationed in Germany, so I get news kinda late. I find out you're whining and crying to Michelle about what Ben and I had to say, and now you got her all pissy at us. Listen man, for someone who's a tough guy, the "bigger man" dropping the issue and all that jazz, you sure have alot of discrepancies. You're obviously still butthurt about it. If you had problems, you should've gone straight to the source instead of beating around the bush and bitching to our mutual friends. I don't appreciate that.
Besides that, it's all good. Take care of yourself.
Fly high mothafucka.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 26, 2008 3:40 PM
And who the hell are you in all of this? Last time I checked, this was settled a WHILE ago. So, please do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up. Thanks!
From: taylor
Date: Jan 28, 2008 12:31 PM
Who the hell am I?
Actually I'm the one who cooked this whole thing up. I'm the one that met you. I'm the one that originally read your ridiculous blog about IED's in Qutar. About possibly getting hurt, "or worse". Or whatever the fuck it was. I refuse to re-visit that pathetic thing for a direct quote.
And trust me pal. 1, you're not gonna get me to shut up. It's just not going to happen. 2, I don't need to do myself any favors, so stop acting like a big badass. Especially from a couple of thousand miles away. Get that bleeding pussy of yours under control. Your tough when it's convenient, but you sure do cry alot. And 3, why the fuck would I take anything you say seriously? You're the one blowing your experiences way out of proportion. I WISH I got to go to Qutar. Like I said, that's where us Army guys got to go for R on a 4 day pass. No gear, no weapons, no worries. And here you are talking about "people are out there who want to hurt us. " YAH!
So seriously. Stop being so tough. You're scaring me.
Fly high bitch-boy.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 29, 2008 3:56 AM
LoL. You know, I do find it quite hilarious that you even bring any of this back up. More or less due to the fact that you are a thousand miles away. See, the none bitch thing to do was to bring this up directly to me instead of going through your friends to try and start shit wit me. Instead, you took the bitch route. Now, to add insult to injury, you only brought this back up cuz you are so far away. You obviously couldn't do this yourself... even if you were home. Yeah, I'm glad you read my blogs. How the hell was I supposed to know what I was getting into? Never been deployed before. At any rate, you want to keep this going... fine. Have it your way. Makes me glad that I can piss people off in this world without having to lift much of a finger and yet I can still laugh at them cuz it's fucking funny. So, it makes me happy that I take up your thought process in how you attempt to degrade my military status. Did I carry a gun? Nope. Was I under fire at all? Nope. Was what I was doing out there important? Yeah. Like I told Ben, if you do reply to this, you obviously have no sense of what the military is as a whole. You're just ignorant and nothing more. Apparently, the military to you is nothing but the people carrying the guns. Well, have fun wit that. Oh, one last thing... next time you're on leave I'll be sure to look you up and if you should so desire, we can settle this. I guess you're too tough for me to take so, it shouldn't be much of a problem for you right?
From: taylor
Date: Jan 30, 2008 10:21 AM
Before you start on your cute little tirades, get a clue. I was with Ben the whole time when WE wrote those emails. In his room, at his computer, sitting right next to him. Ask him. So I'm not going through my friends to talk shit. I believe the original messgaes had both our names on them, as a matter of fact.
Also, that whole little idea about me waiting to go to Germany before I started to dig into your ass is bullshit too. Like I said, I get news kinda late. I got an email most likely a week or two after the fact when you went crying like a little girl to Michelle about how hurt your feelings were.
And stop contradicting yourself. It's ridiculous. If you're really such a tough guy, you wouldn't be whining to everyone about all those meanies who read your blogs and talk shit.
Too bad you didn't have a "gun". (Just the fact that you call it a gun screams out "pogue") If you had one, you could have shot the soda-can IED's that congest the streets of Qatar.
And how the fuck are you going to tell me I don't have any idea how the military works as a whole? You were in theater for what, 61 days? With weekends off. I've been doing it everyday since June '05. You're right. I don't have a clue. I was only in Ramadi from August '06 to November '07. I'll make sure to consult you on any future questions I come accross regarding the military.
On a brighter note, it makes me happy to know I can ammuse you. Truly. It gives me a reason to keep this up. I'm enjoying myself immensely as well.
And no, I'm not going to look you up whenever I get home so we can "settle" this. You really aren't that butthurt are ya? Grow up dude.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 30, 2008 11:44 PM
Yeah, you do ammuse me. Quite, I laugh at every new message I get from you. The only thing that does annoy me is your ignorance. Other than that, it's just a laughing stock. But, you seem pretty adamant about keeping this up even though Ben dropped it a while back. And for refernce sake, I asked Michelle what your deal was cuz you don't even know me, nor do I know you. Which is why when all this shit went down, it took me by total suprise. But hey, whatever floats yer boat dude. If you get off by trying to lay some of you ranting off on other people, fine by me. Again, I'll get my kicks from it. In all seriousness though, get a life and stop sending me these stupid things. It's quite annoying and cumbersome.
From: taylor
Date: Jan 31, 2008 9:33 AM
Wait wait wait wait.
"In all seriousness though, get a life and stop sending me these stupid things. "
I thought we had a good thing going man?! You're sending me mixed messages. 48 hours ago, you wanted me to look you up when I got home so we can "settle" this. Like a true big badass. Now, you don't want anything to do with me.
And for the record, although Ben "dropped this" awhile ago, I still keep him informed on your latest idiocrasies. He think's it's pretty fucking awesome. And you're right. I do want to keep this up. I'm loving it!
Also, you should really knock off those attempts at complex phrasings and the like. For instance:
"lay some of your ranting off"
You can't lay ranting. That makes no sense. Neither does "for reference sake". Just a hint pal.
By the way, what did Michelle say when you asked her about me? Haha. Did she have to let you borrow some tissues by the end of the conversation?
And I'm nowhere near ignorant. Especially compared to the likes of you. Your experiences simply pale in comparison to mine. I'm active duty military. I've been to Germany, Spain, Italy, Chzech Repulbic, Kuwait, and Iraq. Also, Ft. Knox, KY and soon Ft. Hood, TX. So how am I ignorant? I'm not the one writing blogs about shit I have NO idea about, attempting to gather support and attention from people back home. THAT'S what I call ignorant. That IED comment of your's really set me off. I know people that have died and lost limbs as a result of IED's. How dare you write about that shit, having no education in the matter whatsoever. Fucking soda cans and teddy bears huh? Try 3 155mm rounds tied together and burried beneath the road. Fuck you. You're ignorant.
To each's own though. Just stock up on tampons, you should be alright.
PS: I added you as a friend, I really hope you accept! :)
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Jan 31, 2008 4:09 PM
So now you've resorted to knit picking my sentences apart too? Oi... you're totally out of shit to hit me with! But, I'll give you props for trying.
Plus, I'm glad that you guys think it's pretty awesome for trying to start shit wit someone you don't even know. That's like calling someone an asshole that lives a few states over from you and you don't even know his name or even why you did it. Whatever the case may be, to each his own I guess. If being ignorant gets you off (which, yes, you are ignorant, deny it all you want) then so be it. I don't mind.
Actually, when I asked about you to Michelle, she pretty much said that she just invited you over to have some fun and that she really doesn't even know you all too well. She apologized to me on your behalf, so, you atleast can thank her for that.
Active duty? You? No way! I would have never guessed! Hey, you chose that life guy, not me. I'm in the national guard cuz that's where I wanted to be. Really don't give a shit where you've been. Hell, if it was up to me, I'd be going everywhere when I could. Since it's not, I can't. Other than that... either keep 'em coming so I get more amusement from it or stop.
Oh, I actually shipped the tampons and tissues over to you. Figured you and yer boys would need them after ya got done fondling each other.
From: taylor
Date: Feb 9, 2008 9:21 AM
Sorry it's been so long pal. I've been sidetracked with the Super Bowl and getting all my shit straight to leave Germany. Don't worry though. I didn't forget about you.
Now listen. If I was picking apart your sentences, I would've commented on all the "cuz" or "yer" or "wit" scattered about your ramblings. But I didn't. I was just letting you know that you don't know how to string insults together very well, you're trying way to hard. Kind of like you shipping tampons over to me. WOW. You really got me, my fucking asshole's chapped. No, not really. It all sounds vaugely familiar, actually.
You know what else? You notice how you say weak shit like "you are ignorant, deny it all you want"? When I call you ignorant, I point out spcifics about how you have abesolutely no clue about what goes on, and also provide examples of my real world experiences. So basically you're just name calling. Step it up bitch. You're stationed in New Bedford for cryin' out loud!
I'll set the record straight and apologize on Michelle's behalf for apologizing on my behalf. I'm not sorry in the least for anything in the least bit! I don't regret a word of it.
And you're sending some more mixed signals. First it's about our pending friendship, and now it's about your life ambitions. First you say "I'm in the national guard cuz that's where I wanted to be. " And then 2 sentences later you state "Hell, if it was up to me, I'd be going everywhere when I could. " I don't get you man. Pick one side of the fence. Don't sit on it. Although I could see why you would enjoy those fenceposts penetrating your ass. But seriously. Just another perfect example of how NOT ignorant you are. Yup.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 9, 2008 4:19 PM
:*-(
That's for you...
Hahahaha
(I didn't even bother to read your message... FYI)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 10, 2008 12:28 PM
Lame.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 10, 2008 5:08 PM
Hahahahahahahaha
I'm suprised you even had some sort of rebutle to that. LoL
Then again...
I have the worlds smallest violin...
And it's playing, just for you...
Hahahahahahaha
From: taylor
Date: Feb 13, 2008 11:34 AM
Are you kidding?! You're the one pissing ALL over the place, not me. And I doubt you're not reading the messages anymore. You're too ass-sore not to be. That violin thing was pretty ridiculous. My English teacher used to say that, back when we were rebellious little teens. You couldn't have come up with anything better that that huh? Figures. You've been namecalling the whole time, haven't really backed up a single thing. Homo.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 13, 2008 4:48 PM
Hahahaha... the fact that you're still going on means that you're ego is through the roof. LoL. You're a hilarious, pathetic little man, I'll give you that.
But, we'll see what happens when I hear of your homecoming. For your sake, you better hope I don't hear of it.
:)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 14, 2008 10:36 AM
Fuck you buddy. I'll KEEP you updated on my homecoming. Yea, I got a huge ego. What the fuck do you plan on doing about it? At least I back up everything I state. You didn't even have a "gun" downrange, so don't try to come off as a hardass. You're not fooling anyone. You're obviously not capable enough to settle this with words so we'll go to Plan B. I have no qualms with that. I'll fucking rock you. Keep in touch bitch-boy. See what happens. Fly high. Fag.
From: Mighty Mouse (Bleach 0wnz J00!)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 4:46 PM
LoL. We'll see dude. Obviously, you're trying to be the hardass. But, when it all comes down to it... will you come out on top? Hahaha, only time will tell. For the first time in a while, you give me something to look forward to. Laying you out flat will be so much fun!
:)
From: taylor
Date: Feb 15, 2008 10:51 PM
I'll throw teddy bear IED's at you. Or kick you in the cunt. You're all done.
YEAH!