Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I broke
apathyriot's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday I punched
digital_jade in the arm (-10 points). In October I put money in
i_heart_stars's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to
redchinadragon in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (992 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
BAD_WES
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