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[alittlegar]

[As if he weren't already confused having just appeared here, he finds himself suddenly 10 years older. Still has his younger personality/memories.]

W-Why am I so big all of a sudden?! What's going on?!

[He's looking in awe at his own body, as if it's completely foreign to him. Which it basically is right now.]

...Hey, I look kinda cool.

Comments

[tunatan]

Y-You look kind of scary...

[alittlegar]

Wh-What? Do I? I thought I looked really cool. [Rather put-off by that. And after his ego was becoming so inflated...]

[tunatan]

I guess you look kinda cool... How come you're not wearing a shirt?

[alittlegar]

I dunno, this is just how I woke up.

But don't my tattoos look cool?

[tunatan]

Whoa are they real?

[alittlegar]

Uh, yeah, I think so. Why would they be fake, anyway?

[tunatan]

I don't know... They look really cool, though.

[alittlegar]

Yeah! And they make me look real strong and tough too! This is awesome! [He's getting pretty excited to be such a pile of raging manliness.]

[tunatan]

I wish I looked strong and tough like that...

[alittlegar]

Well, except... [Annoyed grunt.]

I didn't have to do anything to be like this, so that's like cheating. That's not how real men do things! Real men need the satisfaction of reaching their goals after lotsa hard work! [He pouts, a little disappointed now.]