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[miniskirtmaniac]

Edward! Come here! I'm booooored...

[Roy is just lying on the ground, staring up at the sky. Suffice to say that he needs to find something to do before he goes crazy. Peaceful farm life just isn't cutting it for him.]

Maybe this is the time to find a hobby.

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well i can't stop myself can i

[iobjectplz]

[does his typical hello, shit, roy, but doesn't turn around, just tries and walks passed]

[miniskirtmaniac]

... Hello to you too Miley~

[iobjectplz]

[it is impossible to ignore you when you call him that]

My name is Miles.

[miniskirtmaniac]

That's what I said. Miley.

[iobjectplz]

[eartwitch]

You are ridiculous.

[miniskirtmaniac]

And you are quite amusing.

[iobjectplz]

I cannot see how this could bring you any kind of amusement.

[miniskirtmaniac]

Well, if you had any sense of humor or even knew how to smile, you'd see the amusement in it~

[iobjectplz]

I know how to smile, it just happens that seeing you irriates me too much.

[miniskirtmaniac]

Mm~ [rolls onto his stomach] You should relax a bit, Miley. Might do you some good~

[iobjectplz]

[just stares at you, like wtf]

I am quite relaxed, I assure you.

[miniskirtmaniac]

You look rather tense. Your ears betray you.

[iobjectplz]

... [ears flatten against his head and he glares]

[miniskirtmaniac]

And now you're angry~ Like a kitten~

[iobjectplz]

I am nothing like a kitten.

[miniskirtmaniac]

You're a fluffy kitten on the inside~