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[stopxhammertime]

[Lavi's sitting at an outside table, staring curiously at the candies he has lined up. A red one and a light green one are sitting together in the back row. A blue one, a maroon one, and an orange one sit in the front row

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[not_mudblood]

Did someone slip you a de-aging potion?

[stopxhammertime]

De-aging candy, I guess... It was the mawoon one...

[not_mudblood]

....

[oh god he's CUTE.]

I see. Ahem. If that's the maroon one..what do the others do?

[stopxhammertime]

[and he knows it - watch out Hermy~]

Well, the ones I know... the pink one makes you fall in love with evewyone you talk to - I think the wed one is similaw.... And the gween one makes you weally mean - Pwofessow Layton had one and said all sowts of mean things to me and evewybody else... I dunno about the othews though...

[not_mudblood]

This sounds too much like what the twins at home do.

There is a potion to return you to your original age, but I don't have the ingredients..

[stopxhammertime]

Well, at least they'w not potions like the science depawtment comes up with - even just touching it hits you with the effect... I got tuwned small befowe by that - but not this small!

[not_mudblood]

Just touching the potion? What kind of world are you from?

[stopxhammertime]

This wowld! Well, I thought it was this wowld. But I'm fwom 1892, so even if it is the same, I don't know, coz thew's not any akuma hewe. Which would make sense if we won...

Aa! But it's the Science Depawtment that keeps making these things! They made a haiw tonic fow Bak-chan a while ago, and it fell on Allen when we were cleaning and it made his hair gwow weally long! An' me an' Yuu-kun got hit with the child potion and we shwunk and had to weaw Panda-jijii's old clothes. It's a good thing mine shwunk with me hewe... An' there was anothew one that Panda-jijii got hit with and it tuwned his haiw into bunny eaws. And then somebody else dwopped another potion and it made Panda-jijii and Lenalee-chan talk like cats! Oh! And Kuwo-chan drank a zombie potion and infected evewybody by biting them!

[this is all being told, of course, with wild four-year-old gesticulations]

[not_mudblood]

[expressionless because she just died on the inside from the cuteness]

...I..didn't know that that was possible using just science. But I suppose things are different there.

[stopxhammertime]

I guess so... I dunno how they do it, coz nobody's evew allowed in the lab except fow them. They'w supposed to be makin' stuff to help the Exowcists, but they just keep scwewin' awound makin' stupid potions! Komui-san's the wowst, too! He's the Supewvisow and he doesn't do any wowk at all! He just keeps making stupid Komuwin wobots!