Theme: Week 2

Jul 22, 2010 17:45

CRACK AU

AU = Anti-Ulquiorra Alternate Universe :D

Last week's prompt and fics:

First Kiss )

#week 2

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alienashi July 22 2010, 09:53:01 UTC
Ichigo is the reluctant slave master. Orihime is the new slavegirl in town. Egyptian times. Inaccuracy and crack is very encouraged.

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To be continued tomorrow because I have to sleep... giethe July 22 2010, 17:49:16 UTC
"And today is Ichigo's first day as a man!" Isshin announced. There was a couple of sniggering at the back of the household as Ichigo, beet-red with embarrassment, accepted the pouch filled with gold ( ... )

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alienashi July 23 2010, 16:42:28 UTC
Waiting with bated breath ...

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giethe July 23 2010, 16:45:24 UTC
O_O I'm still wrestling with the idea that this might be a long, multi-chaptered fic instead of a oneshot and that I might need to write porn sooner or later.

Because I spent this morning dreaming of lots of extra subplots /sobs

(and I forgot you said 'crack' not angst)

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alienashi July 23 2010, 17:00:13 UTC
WHOA.

I'll have to read the other later because I'm tired and need some sleep :) Another family gets hospitalized, this time my sister and she wasn't sick -___-

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giethe July 23 2010, 17:01:39 UTC
It's ok, I'm still typing another section that I've planned.

Huh? Then why was she hospitalized?

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alienashi July 23 2010, 17:18:51 UTC
From what I gathered, last night, she was talking with her friends a few minutes before, then a [blank] moment occurred. A [blank] moment that caused her to fall from the first floor. A loud crash was heard and the girls in her house found her lying besides the staircase, not under it, in a pool of blood. So she was sent to the hospital to get some stitching and couldn't recall what exactly happened, lost loads of blood and I spent a night in the hospital with her despite my own flu (was planning a medical leave for today but ...). At least I was the one tending to her (parents came over only this morning), everybody else was close to tears seeing her bandaged head and the one who couldn't make it here cried her eyeballs out after seeing her from the video call. My mom's there in the hospital now, so I can get home and get some rest.

My sister's fine though, her first question that she asked was "hey big sis, am I gonna be bald?". Never stop being vain XD

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giethe July 23 2010, 17:22:47 UTC
With that kind comment, I'm hoping she'll be fine. Did she blank out while walking on the stairs? Or was it a longer period of time?

You should rest too. I actually spent my entire afternoon out cold with a headache (must be my sleep deprivation piling up) which is why I'm awake and typing away. Caring over relatives can be really stressful.

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alienashi July 23 2010, 17:34:02 UTC
OH yes she is definitely more than fine. Having some left-over effects from the fall (backache, dizziness etc) but yea. I think she must have blacked out while she was upstairs, but I still cannot understand how she managed to fall. I mean, she must have needed to fall despite the railings and she's ... not very tall.

Ouch, get some sleep! Yea, caring for people IS stressful. My sister's gonna be taken back home to my parent's, or else I'll need to get to her upon finishing work for every day of next week.

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giethe July 23 2010, 18:05:58 UTC
How high was the railing? I had imagined that the stairs didn't have any, but now that you said so, that's really strange. Maybe she keeled over the railing and fell over?

Yeah, I need to get up early again tomorrow because I'll be the only one watching the house. Signing off now. I'll update the fic again soon!

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Ok, here's what I have so far. D: giethe July 23 2010, 16:52:09 UTC
"How would you like to have her painted," the old woman deferred to the man sitting on a stool observing the process, "there's no need to accentuate the curves for this one ( ... )

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Yay for tons of possible plot hooks giethe July 23 2010, 17:51:29 UTC
That same boy was now a tall, solidly build young man, who now registered surprise when Ichigo glanced at him, "Ichigo, look out ( ... )

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Ooooooh! crystaldawn July 25 2010, 01:33:53 UTC

... )

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You saw right through me, man giethe July 25 2010, 09:00:47 UTC
Why yes, yes it is. u__u I needed a fancy name for the Red Light District! (I'd say, the Kushiel series has a damn nice setting for all that BDSM) That said, everything besides the props are probably wildly inaccurate.

Will update in a bit. I am, as they say, writing by the seat of my pants. My ideas taster would probably mock me because of all the stuff I'm trying to throw in.

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Ohoho! crystaldawn July 25 2010, 10:38:29 UTC
It made me briefly wonder if it took place in that world! XD

I really like everything so far, though! :3

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damn you, LJ, I wanted to post with a shiny new avatar giethe July 26 2010, 17:31:53 UTC
"Looks like the city's finest are all gathered here," mused Mizuiro, "practically a social gathering ( ... )

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