Oct 08, 2010 10:42
Dear Bergen Record,
There a lot of things that count as news and are worthy of front page coverage: politics, the economy, crime, environmental disasters, etc. Heck, I'll even grant you sports.
An upcoming episode of South Park? Not by any stretch of the imagination.
ETA:Apparently, expecting non-fluff news on the front of a newspaper is the minority opinion on this com. *shrug* Oh well, I'll just depart from the thread with a "YOU KIDS GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!!" and leave it at that.
BTW, could the tagger add the "I dare you to say Hastur three times" tag? Not related, but I like that one.
Edit:To correct embarrassing typo.
letter to,
fyi: tags =/= wank,
"i know this isn't really bad service",
lamb is my favorite vegetable,
enya is hardcore 4 realz,
get the emp: tagbots en route!,
op likes posting!,
got your 7 cents right here n00b,
i smell bacon!!!,
how quotes work,
you get the tags you deserve,
online store/subscription,
my boo is fly lol,
maybe it was a dare,
the crazy is in the comments,
tags r srs bzness!!!!,
beaaaan! beeaaannnnnn!!!!,
helpful tip,
cool story bro!,
are the sheep looking?,
community of unwashed illiterates,
my new hobby? tagging,
next purchase: big girl panties,
i call crazy bananas!,
screencap while you can folks,
tv rots your brain,
can you hear me now?,
persnickety tags,
go local sports team!,
following rules =/= bad service,
wtf service or wtf post?,
helpful comments,
read the fine print,
call 911 hurp durp!,
bucket full of shit,
op likes replying!,
mod having too much fun with tags,
forced to read tags at gunpoint,
one of those,
this can only end in beers,
stomping around,
op be trippin',
this deer is desiccated,
lazy worker,
possible bad service?,
hope i die before i get old,
sure recipe for internet wank,
sans pretentiousness,
it's only bad service if you die,
consider living in a bubble,
it came from the internet,
someone needs a hug,
bitter: party of you,
^annoyance,
traded my brain in for a backbone,
this entry 100% psycho clerk free!,
they see me trollin they hatin,
customers shouldn't get what they want,
maybe they thought you were deaf,
you don't *always* gotta speak up,
what we have here is a failer,
as featured on sf_d,
i'm on a boat!,
totally not about rats,
small scared animal,
i don't know why it says that,
mod comment,
this post's topicality is off,
mod mock mod mock!,
flouncy flounce,
uncaring service,
also try consumerist.com,
bloody hell,
wank,
can you guys fucking play nice for once?,
delivering bad service,
community toothbrush,
maybe they were zombies,
defensive much?,
fluffed-up angry snoot poodle tone,
op types typingly,
bizzaro,
"i'll not be coming back here",
get off my driveway/porch/lawn!,
just here for the tags,
reading is for squares,
butthurt,
caution: direct attacks,
disbelieving horde demands proof,
hot fresh wank in 30 min or less,
don't speak,
op *obviously* smarter than us all,
internet lawyering,
finger on the delete button,
sometimes you have to wonder if it's you