for your consideration
hello, my name is BeBe bEbE, and i am pleased to encounter this wealth of apt minds and kindred spirits. harken unto my words, for they will serve you well throughout the course of your existence on this earth. we are the same, you and i, and remember: fragrant apple blossoms fallen become putrid offal underfoot!
one night it was a dark and stormy night. it was windy and i was standing on my porch. all of a sudden, it turned so windy that it pulled me into the air and i started to fly! i flew and i flew and i flew over the rooftops of my neighborhood. after a while, i realised that i had eaten tacos for dinner that night and that tacos always made me have diarrhea! so, as i was flying, i started to shoot huge, mushy lumps of diarrhea from my ass, taco-shell chunks and hunks of meat pushing their way from my asshole and into the chimneys of everyone i knew! it was so funny because the lumps of shit flew down the chimneys like santa clause and bounced from the people's fireplaces into their livingrooms. when they found them the next morning, i knew that they would stuff them into their mouths and swallow them and chew them into smaller lumps. eventually, they would re-shit out my shit and it would make me laugh and dance.
i kept on flying through the air until eventually i wound up at hogwarts! i fell down onto the ground next to the front door and broke both of my legs OH NO!!! it hurt really badly and my legs broke open and chunks of bloody muscle tissue and little white chips of bone spewed onto t he gravel. i scooped the pieces from the gravel, along with many rocks, and shoved them down my throat, savouring the flavour of my own leg fillings! i could not stand up again because i think my legs were broken, so i crawled to the door. as i crawled, my pussy dragged against the ground, rocks rubbing against my clit! the rocks felt so good on my clit that i had to rub it furiously with my hand! when i did that, i started to shoot out chunky hard lumps of cum along with huge blood clots and a 5-week-old foetus because i had my period and had a miscarriage.
eventually, somebody opened the door for me. it was a big tall fat man with a beard and a humungous gut. he said that his name was hagrid and he picked me up and carried me inside. after he carried me inside, he brought me into the great hall! all of hogwarts was sitting in the great hall and having dinner. hagrid layed me down on the head table and said This girl broke her legs outside! She needs a hot meal inside her and to go to the hospital. Two house elves came over to me and gave me a lot of food and pumpkin juice. dumbledoor got out of his chair and stuffed all of the food inside of my pussy and my ass because he did not understand what hagrid meant. my pussy was filled with chicken legs and stuffing and i had two eggplants and a bowl of pudding inside my asshole. i screamed OH NO! OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS FOR TO PUT THE FOOD INSIDE MY PUSSY AND ASS!?!?! i tried to dig the food from my cunt, but it did not work, so i started to cry. harry, hermione, and ron came over. hermione said i'll save you! and then she literally started eating out my pussy, swallowing all of the stuffing and chunky cum that came out of it. ron ate my asshole, even though he didn't like eggplants. harry rubbed ron's cock because he didn't have anything else to do. hagrid layed down on the floor and started sucking harry's cock. harry started to squirt out cum all over hagrid's face, and hagrid rubbed it into his beard.
eventually the whole school joined in and we all had an orgy! hermione ate all of the food out of my pussy, but when she was done, i shoved her whole head into my pussy until just her body was sticking out. i started to rub her clit with my fingers until she had an orgasm, shooting the chunky hard lumps of cunt-cum onto ron's face. ron stuck the white lumps into his nose. eventually, hermione smothered to death inside the depths of my cunt. ron smothered to death because of the cum in his nose. i pulled hermione all the way into my pussy, though i had to break her in half and fold her over first. i did not shove ron into my ass, though i considered it. i stuck his head up my ass and started running around the great hall screaming. then dumbledore started fucking ron in the ass and everytime ron's head moved up, i felt it in my ass and it felt so good that i had 5 billion orgasms of chunky cum and blood from my period.
everybody lapped up the cum and menstrual blood and layed on the floor, rubbing it on their bodies and covering themselves with it. eventually we all had as many orgasms as possible, and everyone shooted out the chunky lumps of cum instead of normal sticky cum, so we all chewed on the lumps as we fucked. we fucked and had an orgy until we all passed out in our own juices and chunks, and only a few of us (NOT ME!!!) drowned and died!
we did this every day for six years, and afterward we laughed and danced.
THE END.
one day i was at the beach and there was a big fat man who washed up on the shore because he was fat like a whale. he went swimming but oh no! he sank and died and then washed up on shore. his big fat wife was swimming also but she didn't die cuz she swam! and then she beached herself and cried because her husband died!
i walked up to the fat man and i punched him in the face a thousand times and i sat down on his head and started to pee. i peed in his nose and in his mouth and in his ears and his eyes until his whole face was all bloated up with piss! and then i laughed. and then i stood up and i walked over to his wife and i pooped in her vagina and i danced around with poop hanging off of my ass and i put it on my hands and i rubbed poop on my nipples and kept on dancing. and then i found a lobster and i stuck it all the way up my ass.
and then after i did that i followed people on the beach and i had sex with them and then i took them to see the fat dead people and they were like WHYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME IT IS SO SAD THEY ARE DEAD! and they were so sad that they all layed down on the sand and started to rub their pussies and their dicks and masturbate untill they shooted out cum. except it wasn't normal cum, it was chunky and came out in white lumps that soared through the air. and the lumps flew over ontop of the dead people and into their mouths. magically they came alive again after they swallowed the lumps of nasty, stinky ass-smelling cum and they danced and they shit everywhere in huge diarrhea lumps and brown spray. they pooped so much that they turned skinny. and when they were so skinny that they were skin and bones, i took the man and stuck him all the way up my ass and stuck his wife all the way up my pussy. and then i danced and i sang a song that went:
THERE IS A MAN UP MY ASS AND HIS WIFE UP MY PUSSY
IT IS SO FUN THAT IT MAKES ME LAAAUGH
WITH A MAN UP MY ASS AND HIS WIFE UP MY PUSSY
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEEEEEEEE
AND THEY WILL LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE
AND IT FEELS SOOOO GOOOOODDDD!!! YAAAY1!!!
and then after that i layed down on the sand and started to rub my clit until i had an orgasm with chunky cum that couldn't squirt out of my pussy cuz the lady was blocking the way. and the people on the beach were all fucking me and everyone else and so we had an orgy!
and then harry potter came over and started pumping his cock until he came in some guy's hair and then hermione grabbed her clit with one hand and pulled it off till she squirted blood all over the sand and then she rolled in it and ate it and squirted out chunky cum.
and then snape started sucking harry's dick until harry came again but his cum was not lumpy, it was sticky and smooth and ron kept drinking it and drinking it until he got really fat and so he went into the ocean and sank but then he floated up right before he died and beached himself. and then he died. but harry was so dehydrated from ron sucking out all his cum that he was dying, so snape had to give him a potion to make him better. harry let snape have sex with the ron's dead fat cum-filled corpse, as a reward.
hermione was pumping a dead fish in and out of her pussy like a dildo and she was fucking it hard and screaming as she fucked and cottage cheese-like chunks of cum squirted out of her pussy and all over the fish. she kept pulling the lumpy cum covered fish in and out of her cunt and screamed OOOOH oh yeah oh yeah it fucking feels so good!!! FUCK ME, FISHY FUCK ME IN MY HUNGRY CUNT!!!! and then she came and she was done.
and then she brought out sirius's dead body and it was all fetid and rotting and covered in flies and strips of green, mouldy flesh. and she threw it into the orgy and she fucked it with us, and we all fucked it and then we all fucked each other forever and ever and it was FUN AND I LAUGHED AND DANCED.
THE END.
one night it was a dark and stormy night. it was windy and i was standing on my porch. all of a sudden, it turned so windy that it pulled me into the air and i started to fly! i flew and i flew and i flew over the rooftops of my neighborhood. after a while, i realised that i had eaten tacos for dinner that night and that tacos always made me have diarrhea! so, as i was flying, i started to shoot huge, mushy lumps of diarrhea from my ass, taco-shell chunks and hunks of meat pushing their way from my asshole and into the chimneys of everyone i knew! it was so funny because the lumps of shit flew down the chimneys like santa clause and bounced from the people's fireplaces into their livingrooms. when they found them the next morning, i knew that they would stuff them into their mouths and swallow them and chew them into smaller lumps. eventually, they would re-shit out my shit and it would make me laugh and dance.
i kept on flying through the air until eventually i wound up at hogwarts! i fell down onto the ground next to the front door and broke both of my legs OH NO!!! it hurt really badly and my legs broke open and chunks of bloody muscle tissue and little white chips of bone spewed onto t he gravel. i scooped the pieces from the gravel, along with many rocks, and shoved them down my throat, savouring the flavour of my own leg fillings! i could not stand up again because i think my legs were broken, so i crawled to the door. as i crawled, my pussy dragged against the ground, rocks rubbing against my clit! the rocks felt so good on my clit that i had to rub it furiously with my hand! when i did that, i started to shoot out chunky hard lumps of cum along with huge blood clots and a 5-week-old foetus because i had my period and had a miscarriage.
eventually, somebody opened the door for me. it was a big tall fat man with a beard and a humungous gut. he said that his name was hagrid and he picked me up and carried me inside. after he carried me inside, he brought me into the great hall! all of hogwarts was sitting in the great hall and having dinner. hagrid layed me down on the head table and said This girl broke her legs outside! She needs a hot meal inside her and to go to the hospital. Two house elves came over to me and gave me a lot of food and pumpkin juice. dumbledoor got out of his chair and stuffed all of the food inside of my pussy and my ass because he did not understand what hagrid meant. my pussy was filled with chicken legs and stuffing and i had two eggplants and a bowl of pudding inside my asshole. i screamed OH NO! OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS FOR TO PUT THE FOOD INSIDE MY PUSSY AND ASS!?!?! i tried to dig the food from my cunt, but it did not work, so i started to cry. harry, hermione, and ron came over. hermione said i'll save you! and then she literally started eating out my pussy, swallowing all of the stuffing and chunky cum that came out of it. ron ate my asshole, even though he didn't like eggplants. harry rubbed ron's cock because he didn't have anything else to do. hagrid layed down on the floor and started sucking harry's cock. harry started to squirt out cum all over hagrid's face, and hagrid rubbed it into his beard.
eventually the whole school joined in and we all had an orgy! hermione ate all of the food out of my pussy, but when she was done, i shoved her whole head into my pussy until just her body was sticking out. i started to rub her clit with my fingers until she had an orgasm, shooting the chunky hard lumps of cunt-cum onto ron's face. ron stuck the white lumps into his nose. eventually, hermione smothered to death inside the depths of my cunt. ron smothered to death because of the cum in his nose. i pulled hermione all the way into my pussy, though i had to break her in half and fold her over first. i did not shove ron into my ass, though i considered it. i stuck his head up my ass and started running around the great hall screaming. then dumbledore started fucking ron in the ass and everytime ron's head moved up, i felt it in my ass and it felt so good that i had 5 billion orgasms of chunky cum and blood from my period.
everybody lapped up the cum and menstrual blood and layed on the floor, rubbing it on their bodies and covering themselves with it. eventually we all had as many orgasms as possible, and everyone shooted out the chunky lumps of cum instead of normal sticky cum, so we all chewed on the lumps as we fucked. we fucked and had an orgy until we all passed out in our own juices and chunks, and only a few of us (NOT ME!!!) drowned and died!
we did this every day for six years, and afterward we laughed and danced.
THE END.
one day i was at the beach and there was a big fat man who washed up on the shore because he was fat like a whale. he went swimming but oh no! he sank and died and then washed up on shore. his big fat wife was swimming also but she didn't die cuz she swam! and then she beached herself and cried because her husband died!
i walked up to the fat man and i punched him in the face a thousand times and i sat down on his head and started to pee. i peed in his nose and in his mouth and in his ears and his eyes until his whole face was all bloated up with piss! and then i laughed. and then i stood up and i walked over to his wife and i pooped in her vagina and i danced around with poop hanging off of my ass and i put it on my hands and i rubbed poop on my nipples and kept on dancing. and then i found a lobster and i stuck it all the way up my ass.
and then after i did that i followed people on the beach and i had sex with them and then i took them to see the fat dead people and they were like WHYYY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME IT IS SO SAD THEY ARE DEAD! and they were so sad that they all layed down on the sand and started to rub their pussies and their dicks and masturbate untill they shooted out cum. except it wasn't normal cum, it was chunky and came out in white lumps that soared through the air. and the lumps flew over ontop of the dead people and into their mouths. magically they came alive again after they swallowed the lumps of nasty, stinky ass-smelling cum and they danced and they shit everywhere in huge diarrhea lumps and brown spray. they pooped so much that they turned skinny. and when they were so skinny that they were skin and bones, i took the man and stuck him all the way up my ass and stuck his wife all the way up my pussy. and then i danced and i sang a song that went:
THERE IS A MAN UP MY ASS AND HIS WIFE UP MY PUSSY
IT IS SO FUN THAT IT MAKES ME LAAAUGH
WITH A MAN UP MY ASS AND HIS WIFE UP MY PUSSY
THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEEEEEEEE
AND THEY WILL LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE
AND IT FEELS SOOOO GOOOOODDDD!!! YAAAY1!!!
and then after that i layed down on the sand and started to rub my clit until i had an orgasm with chunky cum that couldn't squirt out of my pussy cuz the lady was blocking the way. and the people on the beach were all fucking me and everyone else and so we had an orgy!
and then harry potter came over and started pumping his cock until he came in some guy's hair and then hermione grabbed her clit with one hand and pulled it off till she squirted blood all over the sand and then she rolled in it and ate it and squirted out chunky cum.
and then snape started sucking harry's dick until harry came again but his cum was not lumpy, it was sticky and smooth and ron kept drinking it and drinking it until he got really fat and so he went into the ocean and sank but then he floated up right before he died and beached himself. and then he died. but harry was so dehydrated from ron sucking out all his cum that he was dying, so snape had to give him a potion to make him better. harry let snape have sex with the ron's dead fat cum-filled corpse, as a reward.
hermione was pumping a dead fish in and out of her pussy like a dildo and she was fucking it hard and screaming as she fucked and cottage cheese-like chunks of cum squirted out of her pussy and all over the fish. she kept pulling the lumpy cum covered fish in and out of her cunt and screamed OOOOH oh yeah oh yeah it fucking feels so good!!! FUCK ME, FISHY FUCK ME IN MY HUNGRY CUNT!!!! and then she came and she was done.
and then she brought out sirius's dead body and it was all fetid and rotting and covered in flies and strips of green, mouldy flesh. and she threw it into the orgy and she fucked it with us, and we all fucked it and then we all fucked each other forever and ever and it was FUN AND I LAUGHED AND DANCED.
THE END.