Ok, maybe I goofed.

[gwaaaar]

Hello, America. This is your president, John Henry Eden.

Naw, I'm just playing. Hey, I originally wrote this in a place where nobody knew what rping was, so forgive the somewhat condescending intro. Also, yeah, this goes into rape, and pedophilia, and all kinds of wild shit. If you don't like to read about that, now is the time to opt out and read a book. Might I suggest the novelization of Footloose?

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Warning, this shit is long, it's kinda boring, and I don't think I was very funny here, probably because I was more...let down, at her reactions.

Confession time, kiddies...I do something extremely nerdy, called "rping", and it turns out, I'm best at writing raunchy tasteless smut. Big surprise, right? So, ok, this chick was actually a good partner, she had a great understanding of the English language, of proper literature, how to build suspense...so, it was almost wounding, when this discussion happened, which might explain how shitty I was at 'deflecting' or explaining my stance. And hey, I don't know, maybe I was wrong in my arguments, who knows, right? Anyway, you don't wanna read this, go, go play bagpipes or some shit.

What, still here? You that bored? Pff, your funeral, pal. Ok, read on:

[21:24] Dammit, there she is. Hey!

[21:24] lol, holding onto Spidey now, hm?

00[21:25] I like Spidey. He's a good kid. the JLA would have him doing push-ups all the time.

[21:25] So true.

00[21:25] "GO GET ME A BEER, MAGGOT!" "SIR YES SIR!"

00[21:25] I'm in love with the idea of the JLA basically being a big fraternity.

[21:25] xDDDD

[21:26] Shame you're not into a lot of Romance.

00[21:26] I'm really not.

00[21:27] This with Rogue is the closest it's gonna get.

[21:27] I've got so many characters that would be willing little pets if there was romance involved.

00[21:28] Well...it can't be Hollywood...y'know? It would be nice if it was borderline rape and kidnapping, but, there was a 'relationship' involved there. You get what I'm saying?

[21:29] Not really... honestly.

00[21:29] Like...ok. Take, Joker and Harley Quinn. You following?

[21:30] Unrequited?

00[21:30] Well no. I haven't explained yet.

[21:31] -blink-

00[21:31] But, take Joker and Harley. Are you following?

[21:31] So far I think.

00[21:31] Ok. He played mind games with her.

00[21:31] He tortured her.

00[21:31] He corrupted her.

00[21:31] He beat her.

00[21:31] He did horrible, horrible things to her, to make her Harley Quinn.

00[21:32] But, out of that, grew..a kind of relationship.

[21:32] I don't know about beating her and other horrible things, he just royally fucked with her head.

00[21:32] I saw a few episodes. She was basically his patsy.

00[21:32] Especially when she tried to capture Batman on her own.

[21:33] She sympathized with him and eventually she completely lost her mind from being around him and falling in love with him.

00[21:33] Right.

00[21:33] But it was still a sort of romance story, just...romance gone horribly wrong.

00[21:33] And born from a bad place.

[21:34] All Romances do in my opinion.

00[21:34] Ha ha ha.

00[21:34] Talk about...

00[21:34] a...

00[21:34] Bad...romance?

[21:34] Love that song.

00[21:35] Ha ha. Thought you would.

00[21:35] Like, for example...Superman and Batman will grow to like Circe...

(Yes, we were doing a Justice League plot with an original character of hers, don't judge us you weren't there, it was awesome.)

00[21:35] But they're still going to humiliate her and drag her through the mud, so to speak.

[21:36] I think you'd like Rose willing better than trying to rape her.

[21:36] She's quite the slut.

00[21:37] No, it isn't rape.

00[21:37] It's...there's a book you need to read, so you understand.

00[21:37] It's 'Training of O', ever heard of it?

00[21:37] Wait!

00[21:37] Story of O.

00[21:38] Not Training.

[21:38] What you need to understand is that rape isn't always fun.

00[21:38] Training is something else entirely, ha ha...

00[21:38] I'm not talking about rape, with them.

[21:38] I don't care, being forced into it isn't always fun.

00[21:38] And what, I was under the impression that rape is rarely fun, and a horrible experience for those involved.

[21:38] I'd bloody know.

00[21:39] And we're not talking about what you went through.

[21:40] No, we're not. That's the last thing I want to bring up in detail.

00[21:40] Ok.

00[21:40] Read Story of O. Right now, as it is, I don't think I'm explaining it properly.

[21:41] I don't think you are. So far all you're explaining is taking away a woman's free will like some sexist supremist bastard.

00[21:42] Yes, all of my fantasies revolve around sexism and supremism, and generally being a bastard.

[21:43] I hate men like that.

00[21:43] Ok.

[21:43] I will kill men like that without a second thought.

00[21:44] Ok.

06[21:44] * Spidey buys you a skull shirt and white gloves.

[21:44] Ugh.

00[21:44] ;)

[21:44] Get lost.

00[21:44] Even with my compass?

[21:45] You don't have fucking compass. Especially not a moral one.

00[21:45] lol. 'Cause my fantasies indicate what I believe in real life, amirite?

[21:45] Exactly.

[21:45] Males like you aren't men.

00[21:45] Oh, ok. ;)

[21:45] They're fucking boys.

[21:45] Gay little pale children.

06[21:46] * Spidey watches Disney channel.

06[21:46] * Spidey forgets to tan, has anal sex.

[21:46] Go shove a dildo down your throat and choke to death on it.

00[21:46] But I'll still be able to breathe through my nose.

[21:47] Clearly you've never had something stuck down your throat before.

00[21:47] Oh I dunno. I eat pretty fast sometimes.

[21:47] You are disgusting.

00[21:48] Is it because I forgot to shower?

[21:48] Go do the world a favour and curl up in a corner somewhere and die.

00[21:49] I need to wait for old age, I think.

[21:49] Just give up your will to live and I'm sure you'll do just fine.

00[21:50] I've done that once or twice...it always comes back. :(

[21:50] Just go fucking die.

00[21:50] Ehhhhh, it's on my to do list.

[21:50] Find someone else to RP with.

00[21:51] Ok. So, you don't think people can fantasize about anything?

00[21:51] anything they want*

[21:52] A damn human limit is nice.

00[21:52] But see, in real life...I love human limits. In fact, I quite like the idea of feminism, even if some of it got mucked up somewhere along the way.

00[21:53] But here's the thing.

00[21:53] Fantasies aren't reality.

[21:53] The sick bastards who fantasize about them need to split in bloody two.

00[21:53] A person can fantasize about eating babies or some awful thing all they want, but I'm not going to condemn them until they actually try and act it out.

[21:55] That's what we call in the psychology world fucking mentally unstable.

[21:55] Fantasies are defining.

00[21:56] That's assuming there's such a thing as "stable". So far, I haven't seen that person. I don't think that person exists. We all have our mental squicks, our hang-ups, our problems and what have you. Look, obviously someone did you horribly wrong, and that's awful. I'm sorry, on behalf of the human race.

00[21:56] Actions are defining.

[21:56] Not nearly as much.

00[21:56] I disagree.

[21:57] When people are killed in war, is it still murder?

00[21:57] A person who loves the world can hurt the world, just like a person with horrible urges and fantasies can make a huge positive impact.

00[21:57] If a racist and bigot pulls people out of ground zero, is he still a horrible person?

[21:59] Trying to pull the gray, when his views before still define him after.

00[22:00] "pull the gray"?

00[22:00] What if he's impulsively just helping people?

[22:00] So?

[22:00] His actions really mean little.

00[22:00] So, people always say that courage is not the absence of fear, it is facing those fears. I hold that the same is true for morality.

[22:01] Action means little, it means nothing even. No human can clearly define anything physical.

00[22:01] If a pedophile goes out of his way to protect a child, that's fucking huge.

[22:01] So? All that means is love of children.

[22:01] A fantasy that defined that person.

00[22:02] Could be a love of humanity. I mean, protect a child, AND he's also refraining from fucking them, because he's aware that it's a bad choice.

[22:03] Again all it means is love of children.

[22:03] Doesn't mean they want to fuck them.

00[22:06] I remain that physical actions mean more than fantasies ever could. Because if you perform a physical action, you stand an infinitely greater chance of impacting someone else's life. And since we only live in the physical world, that means a lot more than a bunch of scenarios in your head.

00[22:06] I can fantasize about killing a man, and he never even knows.

00[22:06] Alternatively, I can kill that same man without even knowing it, and he's fucking dead forever.

[22:07] All in all, however, you fantasize about beating up women. That rarely stays just a fantasy.

00[22:08] You're right. It won't stay a fantasy forever. However, there's something you don't realize.

00[22:08] I'm waiting until I find a woman, who LIKES being beaten up. And if I never find her, it won't ever happen.

[22:08] You'll kill her.

00[22:09] What a waste of slave. Noooooo.

[22:09] It won't be on purpose.

[22:10] But it all eventually goes to one thing. If it leaves marks, it will get you arrested and it will not last long for her.

00[22:10] Well, if I was an idiot, sure. But it's not like the BDSM movement is riddled by deaths in the thousands, babe.

00[22:10] There are couples who live YEAAAAARS, leaving marks on each other, and happy for it.

[22:10] Don't call me that.

[22:11] But they do end up with several trips to the hospital and it certainly causes people to talk.

[22:12] People eventually get it into the so called masochists head that it's time to move on.

00[22:12] If they don't do it right. And there are kink-friendly doctors, you know.

[22:12] But you are still missing one element in your argument.

[22:12] The one thing you are constantly missing.

00[22:13] Ok.

[22:13] That is the love that people like that share.

00[22:13] Right.

00[22:13] There is a common bond.

00[22:13] Affection.

[22:13] You never have that.

[22:13] It's just... brutality.

00[22:14] Not in my fantasies. Truth be told, if I had love in my liiiife, that would be super swell. ^_^

[22:15] I'm quite the kinky bitch if it's someone I love and they love me, willing to give a bit to my requests as I am theirs.

00[22:16] Sure.

00[22:16] That's what I want.

[22:16] You certainly don't act like it.

00[22:16] I'm basically a misogynist until I cum. And then I'm all lovey dovey, listening to LL cool J.

[22:17] You can't start mean and end soft. >.<;

00[22:17] I'm like two people.

00[22:17] Yeah, well I do.

[22:17] I'm sorry but that just does not work.

00[22:17] It's been working for me!

[22:17] Well you know some stupid women.

It occurs to me that this is where she lost my sympathy, when she insulted any woman I possibly knew and shared anything intimate with, ever, without ever knowing any of them personally.

00[22:17] :D

00[22:18] Next time I talk to 'em, I'll make some dunce caps.

[22:18] Myself not included.

[22:18] You do that.

00[22:18] Certainly, skipper!

06[22:18] * Spidey ruffles your hair.

06[22:18] * Rose slaps his hand away roughly.

06[22:18] * Spidey nods his head at the awesome high five, plays air guitar.

[22:19] I don't know, my view on this is probably rather skewed since I'm typically the dominate.

00[22:20] ahem

00[22:20] Dominate is a verb. Dominant is the word you're looking for.

[22:20] I'm fucking tired, leave me alone.

00[22:20] Never.

[22:20] pleh.

06[22:21] * Spidey faps to that noise.

06[22:21] * Rose beats the bloody hell out of him with a spiked bobby's bat.

06[22:22] * Spidey is sure some dudes would get off on that. He personally doesn't, but wouldn't judge another guy who loved it.

06[22:22] * Rose has severe anger issues.

00[22:22] Some guys dig She-Hulk. You'll be alright, bab-....errrr, I mean...human being.

[22:23] No they don't. Same sexist bastards everywhere.

00[22:24] Hey, suit yourself. All I'm saying, is there's all kinds of people out there. 5 billion people on the planet, and we're all basically snowflakes, with unique mental quirks and habits. It's inevitable that some would be WILDLY different from each other.

[22:24] All humans need to die.

[22:25] One

[22:25] huge

[22:25] mass

00[22:25] Ok, Nukey McNukester.

[22:25] genocide.

[22:30] I'm going to go curl up in my own hole now and die.

00[22:30] Ok. <3

06[22:30] * Spidey gives a blanket.