Could I have made this any clearer?
Look, not for nothing, but when my search thread says this:
I am ridiculously slow. Like, as in, you're likely to get a post a week, if that. My life is chaotic right now, and if we're being totally honest, I have no business searching for RPs as it is, but I figured I'd throw this out here, and maybe I'll get lucky! My posts are usually pretty lengthy, and I like to think they're worth waiting for, but feel free to ask for a sample post if you want to be sure before diving in.
...Then maybe you shouldn't be saying this: "I've waited three hours. How much longer will [the post] take?"
I. Uh. I literally said it would probably take me a week. I wasn't trying to hide how ridicuslow I am. I know most partners aren't interested in something that creeps along at a snail's pace, and that's why I was so blatant about how slow I can be. Why the hell did you contact me, of all people? I was hoping to find someone maybe as busy as I am who still wants to RP, and maybe we could creep along together. You are not the person I wanted, and I am not the person you wanted. It's a big fandom. There are faster RPers. Go find them! Go away and stop nagging me, I do not need the additional stress. :C
I am ridiculously slow. Like, as in, you're likely to get a post a week, if that. My life is chaotic right now, and if we're being totally honest, I have no business searching for RPs as it is, but I figured I'd throw this out here, and maybe I'll get lucky! My posts are usually pretty lengthy, and I like to think they're worth waiting for, but feel free to ask for a sample post if you want to be sure before diving in.
...Then maybe you shouldn't be saying this: "I've waited three hours. How much longer will [the post] take?"
I. Uh. I literally said it would probably take me a week. I wasn't trying to hide how ridicuslow I am. I know most partners aren't interested in something that creeps along at a snail's pace, and that's why I was so blatant about how slow I can be. Why the hell did you contact me, of all people? I was hoping to find someone maybe as busy as I am who still wants to RP, and maybe we could creep along together. You are not the person I wanted, and I am not the person you wanted. It's a big fandom. There are faster RPers. Go find them! Go away and stop nagging me, I do not need the additional stress. :C