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Dear miss brat:
You have complained about being left behind when the other player and I get posting while waiting on you. Okay, that's thoughtless of us, and I apologize. But lately, we've been giving you plenty of chances to keep up, and you're slacking. I know you've been helping your little sister with her homework a lot, and you have a new dog, but your last post was on the eighteenth.
And that last post? I wasn't satisfied with it. Oh, was I not satisfied with it. You posted your character oversleeping by several hours and skipping school, after your complaints. So yes, I bullied you a bit and said you'd be left behind, but that galvanized you enough to bullshit a rewrite, putting your character with the class she was meant to attend.
(On a side note, if you don't know what to write, then bullshitting is just fine; I had to bullshit at least half the plot when I ran out of ideas, and things have turned out mostly all right.)
But now your character is half asleep, and missing most of the class anyway.
...
If there was a way to put one upside your head with a staff through the internet, you bet your sweet ass I'd do it. At this rate, your character will score the lowest grade in the entire class and miss the chance to visit an alien planet. The other player and I would get along just fine without you, and I think you know that, on some level.
Still no love, dearie. None.
J. Fudo.
You have complained about being left behind when the other player and I get posting while waiting on you. Okay, that's thoughtless of us, and I apologize. But lately, we've been giving you plenty of chances to keep up, and you're slacking. I know you've been helping your little sister with her homework a lot, and you have a new dog, but your last post was on the eighteenth.
And that last post? I wasn't satisfied with it. Oh, was I not satisfied with it. You posted your character oversleeping by several hours and skipping school, after your complaints. So yes, I bullied you a bit and said you'd be left behind, but that galvanized you enough to bullshit a rewrite, putting your character with the class she was meant to attend.
(On a side note, if you don't know what to write, then bullshitting is just fine; I had to bullshit at least half the plot when I ran out of ideas, and things have turned out mostly all right.)
But now your character is half asleep, and missing most of the class anyway.
...
If there was a way to put one upside your head with a staff through the internet, you bet your sweet ass I'd do it. At this rate, your character will score the lowest grade in the entire class and miss the chance to visit an alien planet. The other player and I would get along just fine without you, and I think you know that, on some level.
Still no love, dearie. None.
J. Fudo.