Ummm....eww?

[celticswynd]

OK, your character has a ginormous mansion with "Untold amounts of rooms." OK, sounds a bit out there, but I get it, Rich bitch is rich.Your character also have a farm that sold crops and livestock constantly for two decades. OK. successful farm is successful.

Everything's all 'meh, a little unrealistic/sue-ish' untill I got to your DAIRY FARM!

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[fearmelovemex]

....WHUT? Just. So much Ew.

[dv8nation]

Someone's been looking at the...interesting porn on 4Chan.

[phoenixtoashes]

Or reading the ...interesting fics. Damn if I can remember where, but I did run across a fic that had a situation kinda like this, sans girls-turning-into-cows.

[hippiecut]

I--I actually had a dream like this, where the animals revolted and forced all the humans into their positions. Women were milk fodder--and they were the LUCKY ones. I remember one such incident in the dream where the dream's main character (girl friend of the soldier in the previous part of the dream) was told she would bear the honor of carrying a child for one of the exalted humans (vegans, pretty much). It was... Odd. Though I think the slaughterhouse was worse than the milk factory.

[hollsh]

I just threw up a bit.

[celticswynd]

I'm sorry, here's a complimentary puke bag, and anti nausea medicine. Have a side of eye bleach with that.

[mongoose_bite]

Holy obvious fetish, Batman!

[celticswynd]

and from what I can gather, she's selling human breast milk to the public. Isn't there a law against that?

[mongoose_bite]

I honestly have no idea. I've never even given it any thought before. You could pasturise it, I suppose, but my feeling is it probably breaks some kind of health and safety regulation.

[celticswynd]

Now I'm tempted to make an FDA official visiting the farm.

[oceandezignz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

[someidiot]

N M

fixed

[zimwifepgk]

*dies laughing* Wiiiin.

[quizzicalsphinx]

Man, just woke up and someone's already won the internet.