But. But it's "writing advice."
Listen. Dude.
You're a nice guy. Really. You contacted me a good year or so ago, out of the blue, asking for ERP. I told you I wasn't into that sort of thing, you took it pretty well, you vanished, no problem.
Now all of a sudden you are IMing me again. The first time you were asking for advice with writing a porn scene. Because I am a writer and have no problem offering advice, I offered my opinions and suggestions ("Well, if he's in position X, the only thing she can really do is action Y; start there and run with it" sort of advice). You thanked me, asked for some more suggestions here and there, and I was happy to offer my advice.
Only recently have I realized:
YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'VE BEEN TRICKING ME INTO ERPING THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME.
Asking me what Character A should do when Character B does this other thing? Every time character B does something to which Character A needs to react? That's not writing advice, that's RPing through suggestions. It's even worse when you're forcing your underwear fetish on me at every turn. I don't care what goddamn underwear Character B is wearing, and wouldn't care even if we were legitimately RPing.
You, sir, are going on my block list. Take your underwear with you.
- Fox
You're a nice guy. Really. You contacted me a good year or so ago, out of the blue, asking for ERP. I told you I wasn't into that sort of thing, you took it pretty well, you vanished, no problem.
Now all of a sudden you are IMing me again. The first time you were asking for advice with writing a porn scene. Because I am a writer and have no problem offering advice, I offered my opinions and suggestions ("Well, if he's in position X, the only thing she can really do is action Y; start there and run with it" sort of advice). You thanked me, asked for some more suggestions here and there, and I was happy to offer my advice.
Only recently have I realized:
YOU SON OF A BITCH, YOU'VE BEEN TRICKING ME INTO ERPING THIS WHOLE GODDAMN TIME.
Asking me what Character A should do when Character B does this other thing? Every time character B does something to which Character A needs to react? That's not writing advice, that's RPing through suggestions. It's even worse when you're forcing your underwear fetish on me at every turn. I don't care what goddamn underwear Character B is wearing, and wouldn't care even if we were legitimately RPing.
You, sir, are going on my block list. Take your underwear with you.
- Fox