Passive Aggressive Douchery Plus Bonus Fail!

Sep 12, 2010 11:42

Here's a hint, guy, if you say you're done RPing for the night, don't get mad at me if I'm still online RPing with other people and don't contact you again that night.

So I RP lots of Warcraft and lots of high fantasy, sometimes Zelda as well. I was thrilled when my Majora's Mask character, KiriKiri of Ikana, finally got a hit from someone as I love him to pieces and don't get to use him enough. We RP for a while with me using him and we hit it off, you seem like a cool person and you're not a jerkass or a freak.

But I was wrong. You notice I have Warcraft characters and we switch over. I suggest Thassarian/Koltira. But you say no because Koltira has scruff and you don't want me to play a masculine character...Okay, I have a few fem boys, I don't enjoy using them anymore and they're a bit embarrassing but since you weren't really a dick about it, I play ball and bring in my priest.

After a few RPs, you get annoyed at me when I must leave. Um, dude, it's past midnight, some people have, oh, I don't know, jobs...obligations, lives outside our computers? Personally, I had three job interviews and a lunch meeting to plan something for my town's local queer community pride event which is a LITTLE more important than setting said community back a few decades by RPing a fem boy with a severely possessive and dependent internet person.

Now, the one night I have nothing the next day and DON'T need to leave, you say you want to stop for the night. I say 'alright' but I stay online because I was in the middle of a Thassarian/Koltira RP with someone I barely get to talk to online anymore as they too have a life and live in a different time zone. So, you IM me the next day and grill me about what I was still doing online after you wanted to stop RPing as though I was a cheating spouse! What the hell? We're not dating. You claim to be a gay male and I'm a girl, first of all, maybe you didn't know that since you were uninterested in talking OOC (which I don't mind, but it might have cleared up a few things) and second of all, yeah, we don't talk OOC, dating would be creepy. RPing with someone else when you haven't agreed to RP exclusively is not a capital offense and it's not like I blew you off to RP with them. The only reason you got single paragraph responses from me is because you gave me nothing to work with and expected me to do all the work.

Then, after I assume you won't contact me again because you went into a massive shitfit over this, you IM me a few days later after I've posted about a small lull in my RP quantity recently, you passive aggressively IM me with 'So, how are all those OTHER RPs going?' and that's why I blocked you.

PS. Rorschach and Ozymandias do not go together, it's like trying to hammer a square peg into a round hole.

BONUS FAIL!

Okay, look, buddy, you don't pick what characters I play. If I want to play a drow who worships Elistraee because she has no stomach for evil, that's my prerogative, it's a perfectly acceptable character, I should know, I've played D&D for eight years now and no DM has ever taken issue with it, plus when I was a DM I read up on it and it's fine, she would just be unwelcome in your average drow society. This isn't a problem as we were in a non-drow run city. I know you want a dominatrix or something, but the thing is, that isn't me. You're not paying me, therefore I see no reason to RP as something I've done before and don't enjoy being.

On that note, NO. Flatout NO. Jaina Proudmoore isn't a dominatrix or your sex toy for that matter and Sylvanas is not in love with Arthas. Please stop twisting canon so you can get your rocks off. I have linked you to WoWwiki as well as lore excerpts from the official site, that should be your first clue that you're doing something so horribly in violation of canon. Please put your cock back in your pants and try and put actual thought and substance into the RPs you do with me. I only haven't blocked you because aside from your whineyness and continued requests for me to dominate your characters, you seem like a fairly nice guy.

TL;DR: Beware of wolves in sheep's clothing.

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