And moar fail from a Sue.

Sep 06, 2010 01:57

So, after I talked to the girl mentioned here, she decided that, no, she didn't want her Sue to help with the boss fight. She then went to the cafeteria.

Now, while the boss fight is going on, she's helping in the cafeteria. Aqua is there. ...She is talking to the students. Sue mentions Riku, and Aqua describes him, asking if he has a Key like hers--after explaining to another girl what the Heartless are.

Sue looked at the blue haired girl, Aqua. "Uh, yeah." She nodded, knocking an advancing Darkball to smithereens with a sharp flick of her blade behind herself. "Only his is black with a white wing on the end. He's also a jackass. Thinks he's better than everyone else all because of his stupid key. I'm handling things just fine and I don't have one. What makes him so special?" She paused. "Come to think of it, why do you have one? Can I get one, too?"

I will now note that she shouldn't be handling things just fine. Even the more skilled people are having trouble, and Riku was never a jackass. He was blunt, and in frustration called her an idiot (she set off the FIRE ALARMS which means people leave the school and lure the Heartless, who're here to feed, into town), but actually pretty nice and told her to find somewhere safe. That's. It.

Also, I can see where this is going. Right now. Sue wants a damn Keyblade, and isn't being subtle about it. Because having sword training good enough to do better than people who have spent thirty through forty years fighting for their lives against Heartless isn't special enough, she now needs a Keyblade and Riku is just SO MEAN for not letting her slow them down and get them killed.

TLDR; The chick calls Riku a jackass for legitimately worrying about her, she manages to be better than everyone else in a fight and not struggle against a massive invasion of Heartless, and then whines about why can't she have a Keyblade.

...I am so fucking glad that we're going to tell the mod we're out when this is over, thus giving it a nice, neat ending.

little miss crankypants, but daddy i wanted a pony, kingdom hearts, mary sue

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