You. Let's call you Psychobitch. You roleplay only to ruin plots so you can smut.
PART ONE.
I joined a Reborn! roleplay as (if you can't tell by my icon) Belphegor a few months over a year ago. For those who aren't familiar with his character, he's a batshit insane prince who likes to do nothing more than to sleep and bleed himself dry. That's him in a nut shell, basically.
So Psychobitch comes in. She's been and dropped several different characters already, but Bel rarely interacted with any of them. I knew it was a matter of time before she apped for Mammon, which she shortly did after dropping some minor character who wasn't getting much love after Gamma was dropped. I was excited to finally get a Mammon (who was initially played as female here), since it's pretty widely accepted that Mammon and Bel are close - or that they at least find each others company more bareable than the rest of their teams.
She and I start playing, and eventually, herp de derp, Bel and Mammon begin 'dating.' Which meant they went on massive killing sprees together on their assassination missions, and occasionally steal a kiss from each other. It was all good fun, and after a while it began to get serious. Bel was happy and less violent to the other people in the base (where everyone in the series was forced to live in, regardless the fact that it's housing several mafia families all trying to kill each other), which meant everyone was a little bit happier. Mammon wasn't quite spending all of her time cooped up in her room counting money and was having fun socializing with Bel.
All was right in the world. You could practically hear the tears of joy from the characters who were in charge of patching up injuries and generally making sure no one was killed.
And then Verde was apped for.
Bel was passed out in his room from blood loss when Mammon ran into Verde for the first time, and there was casual flirting apparently. Not long after at all, Mammon was all over Verde, and Bel knew nothing of it until he accidentally walked in on the two of them. Cue super pissed, super jealous prince who storms out of the room and plans on slitting the nearest person's stomach open. Mammon feels guilty and uses and illusion to hide, and Verde is pretty much left in the dark and very confused.
Psychobitch tells me OOC that Bel wasn't supposed to know until she got her hot Verde/Mammon action. I respond with something like "well, you never told me anything about this before" and she goes onto saying that maybe a threesome would calm me down.
What.
I decide she was joking around, and proceed to have Bel confront Mammon after some time. Mammon apologizes, you know the whole "it was a mistake" and "it wasn't like that" deal. Bel eventually accepts said apology and Mammon tries to smut it up. He obviously doesn't want to, and Psychobitch blows up at me OOC, demanding they have sex. My palm was introduced to my face. I tell her that Bel does not want to do anything like that after knowing that Mammon was going behind his back with someone else. Psychobitch gets huffy and drops it, and then changes Mammon's gender in the middle of an rp session. She gave me zero warning, and she was pissed when I used the wrong pronoun.
And Mammon is still going in between Bel and Verde IC. Only because Psychobitch loves the drama it's producing. So Bel gets more violent towards anyone who's unfortunate enough to even walk passed him, and... I don't even know what Verde was doing. After a few weeks IC, Verde gives up on trying to woo Mammon and Bel is still pouty and not-very-happy, so you know, the only logical thing to do is drop Mammon and app for a different character.
So Psychobitch roleplays as Fon, who tries to seduce Bel when he's down that all his relationships don't last more than a few months.
PART TWO.
After a billion years, Bel and Fran end up together. No one IC knows about them, and they've not been together long either, so that's fine because they aren't trying to be very secretive. When Fran was single, no one cared. Once he's taken, though, Psychobitch has Fon rubbing himself all over him and crying on his shoulder about something stupid and irrelevant, and then she starts talking OOC that she needs to app as Mukuro so that he can get in between Bel and Fran.
Did I mention she is the co-admin?
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