Dear Twatwaffle.. (The prequel.)
Dear twatwaffles...
I would like to have some words with you.. Both of you.. Actually all of you.. But because I am so verbose and I realize that I have a lot of ground to cover.. I am going to have to deal with each and everyone of you individually. This just may end up being a many part series of rants and presentations on why you guys suck. I think I will title it Dear Twatwaffle..
Tawtwaffle one.. For the love of evil.. The admin's lives and roleplaying does not revolve around you, what you want in the dream and what yo want for your character. They have lives, some of them are very hectic and they try to work with what they can. When they are able to get to you.. They will. Even though all you ever do is cause a lot of problems, godmode, break consent rules, bitch people out for the tiniest thing just because things didn't turn out how you wanted them to, stalk the girls oocly and icly and talk shit about them and their character when they are not interested and without their permission, you try to turn their characters into lycans without their permission and even try to press a slew of other things onto them. Then you have the BALLS to bash them on the boards for not catering to your every roleplay want and need because you can't find any roleplay to progress your character. You want to know why you can't find any roleplay? I'll tell you why you can't find any roleplay! The reason why you can't find roleplay is because NO BODY LIKES YOU AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. I can give an entire dissertation on how badly you fucked things up for yourself, and everyone else in the community and why you suck. In fact, I will.
The funny thing is. You hide behind this “I'm non consent” thing.. Bull fucking shit. You are not non consent.. Because ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS have magical instant healing powers, dodge deadly hits, manage to weasel out of being cured of illnesses (aka lycanism. How the fuck do you become a lycan of the soul after willingly ingesting the medicine used to cure lycanism!? Also how the fuck do you become a death knight paladin of unholiness after getting your head cut off out of fucking no where?) You are not a non consent player. You are a god modding player who tries to disguise this as non consent and run with the big boys.
You know what is non-consent!? Playing a fae character who can not get revived after death, magical healing didn't work on him. (So if he lost an arm or A MOTHERFUCKING HEAD, he was shit out of luck.) and without any other special abilities aside from glamour.. And he couldn't even use that as well because his house specialized in war and only used glamour to disorient people when fighting. He was also a knight and went to major battles and took his hits realistically. Also he didn't use OOH SPARKLY anime attacks and hollywood physics in his post. That guy was a total bad ass in non-consensual play and I deeply respected him for it. Too bad you and your Non-consent-oh-not-really-why-don't-you-have-special-snowflake-abilities ruined it for players like him. You made it so that NO ONE wanted to interact with non consent players. Oh by the way.. the admins and a few friends KNOW that you are now running around with a vampire character that is turning people against their will and even pressing rape.. WHICH IS AGAINST THE TOS IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. (You are not even allowed to use the word rape without risking permaban.) The real kicker is that in your rules page you have a rule that literally states in capital letters.. IF YOU DO NOT CONSENT THEN DONT INTERACT WITH MY CHARACTER. Yeah well that would be a little easier IF you weren't always sticking your five inch barbed rubber replacement for your teensy e-peen in every god damn roleplay's eye.. That would be a little easier to deal with.
Let us move onto the lycanism bullshit you pulled off, because I feel that I can write four fucking pages on how you fail at consent and non-consent alone! So.. We are now moving onto why you not only ruined werecreatures, lycans, lythari and characters that lose magical control for EVERYONE. Let us begin with that Werewolf of the soul *sparkle* of yours. You ran around perusing one girl that you had interest in oocly and icly and attacked her at moment that you can, thus changing her and everyone who got in contact with your lycan into a lycan. Without their consent. On multiple occasions. You have caused the infirmary to go into lock downs. Eventually you realized that “Oh noes! This means people will have to hunt down my character or banish it from the city because its a danger.. I should change from non consent to semi consent.. huur duuur.” Which put the admin in a sticky position and so they had to prevent people from killing off your character against your consent, even when you disregarded everyone elses'. You still went around rampaging though and so icly, the city had to adopt an anti lycan policy or a policy where if a character has some kind of magical thing that makes them lose control would have to face being banished (an thus unable to roleplay in the dream) or In character death. Because you wanted all that melodrama of attacking people, killing off characters, turning the and didn't want any in character consequences. Thank you asshole. My chaos aligned character cannot have his freak outs now and I had to modify it so that it didn't actually harm anyone but himself and he's basicly having a magical seizure.. Which is no fun at all because no one wants to roleplay that out with me. I am not the only one that has suffered this consequence and had to modify their characters and character abilities because of you. When that magical death knight paladin werewolf of the soul *sparkle* FINALLY got killed off. You know what you did? You decided to create ANOTHER werewolf character. A lythari which are NOTHING LIKE WEREWOLVES AT ALL. You did not rape the lythari canon sir.. What you did was kidnap it, take it out to the woods, tied it to the trunk of a tree, raped it repeatedly with a horse sized strap on and then beat it into submission making it believe that it was a bitch and wanted it. You bastard. I fear that the poor canon will never be able to recover and be a functioning canon in DnD society ever again. Then it gets better because another player comes in with a lythari character who stays true to the canon and you flip your shit because you believed it meant that you couldn't play your special snowflake.. Sorry slightly tamed version of the god mode character (that you tried to insist that you were turning over a new leaf, even going as far as flaming anyone that referred to you as your old character name despite the fact that you didn't really change your behavior at all.) the way you wanted to anymore. Even when the admin stepped in and said that you both could have your own canon. Well isn't that nice of them? Then you started to stalk that poor player and lythari character because you wanted the two to hook up, despite her telling you that she already had a significant other icly and wasn't interested.
And you still wonder why you can't get any roleplay or character progression! In conclusion, you scare everyone away by raping canons, making gary stu god moding twinkish characters that you are constantly pulling out new things and abilities out of your ass, stalking the girls oocly and icly(You MUST have a bag of holding deep inside your ass. It's the only explanation for this shit!), breaking consent constantly, and constantly bitching and moaning about not being able to find role play Huuur duuuurrrrrr. It is NOT the admins fault that you scared everyone away and it has gotten to the point that not even they have time for your shit anymore. Bashing and flaming them in the thread where they were asking feedback on what sort of new features they should add in and what things they ought to scrap for the pleasure of the roleplay community. Oh my gods.. Those bastards.. How dare they do this and not promote roleplay solely for you? Stop being a twatwaffle and grow some motherfucking balls.. And then go stick your newly founded manhood in some other community's eye because if an entire roleplaying community places you on ignore isn't a fucking hint, I don't know what is!
With loathing,
Me.
[I am terribly sorry that this thing is so big.. I am new to livejournal and I still can't figure out this live journal cut thing even when I highlight the text I want to hide and then press that live journal cut button. The HTML way doesn't seem to work for me either. I MUST be doing something wrong. >_>]
I would like to have some words with you.. Both of you.. Actually all of you.. But because I am so verbose and I realize that I have a lot of ground to cover.. I am going to have to deal with each and everyone of you individually. This just may end up being a many part series of rants and presentations on why you guys suck. I think I will title it Dear Twatwaffle..
Tawtwaffle one.. For the love of evil.. The admin's lives and roleplaying does not revolve around you, what you want in the dream and what yo want for your character. They have lives, some of them are very hectic and they try to work with what they can. When they are able to get to you.. They will. Even though all you ever do is cause a lot of problems, godmode, break consent rules, bitch people out for the tiniest thing just because things didn't turn out how you wanted them to, stalk the girls oocly and icly and talk shit about them and their character when they are not interested and without their permission, you try to turn their characters into lycans without their permission and even try to press a slew of other things onto them. Then you have the BALLS to bash them on the boards for not catering to your every roleplay want and need because you can't find any roleplay to progress your character. You want to know why you can't find any roleplay? I'll tell you why you can't find any roleplay! The reason why you can't find roleplay is because NO BODY LIKES YOU AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD. I can give an entire dissertation on how badly you fucked things up for yourself, and everyone else in the community and why you suck. In fact, I will.
The funny thing is. You hide behind this “I'm non consent” thing.. Bull fucking shit. You are not non consent.. Because ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS have magical instant healing powers, dodge deadly hits, manage to weasel out of being cured of illnesses (aka lycanism. How the fuck do you become a lycan of the soul after willingly ingesting the medicine used to cure lycanism!? Also how the fuck do you become a death knight paladin of unholiness after getting your head cut off out of fucking no where?) You are not a non consent player. You are a god modding player who tries to disguise this as non consent and run with the big boys.
You know what is non-consent!? Playing a fae character who can not get revived after death, magical healing didn't work on him. (So if he lost an arm or A MOTHERFUCKING HEAD, he was shit out of luck.) and without any other special abilities aside from glamour.. And he couldn't even use that as well because his house specialized in war and only used glamour to disorient people when fighting. He was also a knight and went to major battles and took his hits realistically. Also he didn't use OOH SPARKLY anime attacks and hollywood physics in his post. That guy was a total bad ass in non-consensual play and I deeply respected him for it. Too bad you and your Non-consent-oh-not-really-why-don't-you-have-special-snowflake-abilities ruined it for players like him. You made it so that NO ONE wanted to interact with non consent players. Oh by the way.. the admins and a few friends KNOW that you are now running around with a vampire character that is turning people against their will and even pressing rape.. WHICH IS AGAINST THE TOS IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME. (You are not even allowed to use the word rape without risking permaban.) The real kicker is that in your rules page you have a rule that literally states in capital letters.. IF YOU DO NOT CONSENT THEN DONT INTERACT WITH MY CHARACTER. Yeah well that would be a little easier IF you weren't always sticking your five inch barbed rubber replacement for your teensy e-peen in every god damn roleplay's eye.. That would be a little easier to deal with.
Let us move onto the lycanism bullshit you pulled off, because I feel that I can write four fucking pages on how you fail at consent and non-consent alone! So.. We are now moving onto why you not only ruined werecreatures, lycans, lythari and characters that lose magical control for EVERYONE. Let us begin with that Werewolf of the soul *sparkle* of yours. You ran around perusing one girl that you had interest in oocly and icly and attacked her at moment that you can, thus changing her and everyone who got in contact with your lycan into a lycan. Without their consent. On multiple occasions. You have caused the infirmary to go into lock downs. Eventually you realized that “Oh noes! This means people will have to hunt down my character or banish it from the city because its a danger.. I should change from non consent to semi consent.. huur duuur.” Which put the admin in a sticky position and so they had to prevent people from killing off your character against your consent, even when you disregarded everyone elses'. You still went around rampaging though and so icly, the city had to adopt an anti lycan policy or a policy where if a character has some kind of magical thing that makes them lose control would have to face being banished (an thus unable to roleplay in the dream) or In character death. Because you wanted all that melodrama of attacking people, killing off characters, turning the and didn't want any in character consequences. Thank you asshole. My chaos aligned character cannot have his freak outs now and I had to modify it so that it didn't actually harm anyone but himself and he's basicly having a magical seizure.. Which is no fun at all because no one wants to roleplay that out with me. I am not the only one that has suffered this consequence and had to modify their characters and character abilities because of you. When that magical death knight paladin werewolf of the soul *sparkle* FINALLY got killed off. You know what you did? You decided to create ANOTHER werewolf character. A lythari which are NOTHING LIKE WEREWOLVES AT ALL. You did not rape the lythari canon sir.. What you did was kidnap it, take it out to the woods, tied it to the trunk of a tree, raped it repeatedly with a horse sized strap on and then beat it into submission making it believe that it was a bitch and wanted it. You bastard. I fear that the poor canon will never be able to recover and be a functioning canon in DnD society ever again. Then it gets better because another player comes in with a lythari character who stays true to the canon and you flip your shit because you believed it meant that you couldn't play your special snowflake.. Sorry slightly tamed version of the god mode character (that you tried to insist that you were turning over a new leaf, even going as far as flaming anyone that referred to you as your old character name despite the fact that you didn't really change your behavior at all.) the way you wanted to anymore. Even when the admin stepped in and said that you both could have your own canon. Well isn't that nice of them? Then you started to stalk that poor player and lythari character because you wanted the two to hook up, despite her telling you that she already had a significant other icly and wasn't interested.
And you still wonder why you can't get any roleplay or character progression! In conclusion, you scare everyone away by raping canons, making gary stu god moding twinkish characters that you are constantly pulling out new things and abilities out of your ass, stalking the girls oocly and icly(You MUST have a bag of holding deep inside your ass. It's the only explanation for this shit!), breaking consent constantly, and constantly bitching and moaning about not being able to find role play Huuur duuuurrrrrr. It is NOT the admins fault that you scared everyone away and it has gotten to the point that not even they have time for your shit anymore. Bashing and flaming them in the thread where they were asking feedback on what sort of new features they should add in and what things they ought to scrap for the pleasure of the roleplay community. Oh my gods.. Those bastards.. How dare they do this and not promote roleplay solely for you? Stop being a twatwaffle and grow some motherfucking balls.. And then go stick your newly founded manhood in some other community's eye because if an entire roleplaying community places you on ignore isn't a fucking hint, I don't know what is!
With loathing,
Me.
[I am terribly sorry that this thing is so big.. I am new to livejournal and I still can't figure out this live journal cut thing even when I highlight the text I want to hide and then press that live journal cut button. The HTML way doesn't seem to work for me either. I MUST be doing something wrong. >_>]