What part of 'incompatible orientation' don't you understand?

Jun 24, 2010 17:10

Okay, so, I have a few characters for a fantasy or WoW setting and goddamn, if people don't beg me to change their sexual orientation just to fit their masturbatory needs.

Okay, so here's a breakdown of the characters I've been using.
Ixi Orcbane- bi
Mirelle Sureshot- lesbian

The other characters are inconsequential as this story focuses on those two. Now, Ixi and Mirelle are the same race, have the same hair color, eye color and body type and look almost exactly alike except for different outfits and difference personalities, you see, Orcbane is Ixi's stage name, her real last name is Sureshot and Mirelle is her younger sister. Mirelle is a chronic doormat and is a hunter. Ixi is a raging bitch warrior who picks fights for fun. I'm aware in an RP lots of males want a female who will just roll over and be a submissive slave in a relationship, but the thing is, Mirelle doesn't like men. She would never consensually sleep with a guy and to be honest, I would feel dirty doing a 'romanticized' rape scene where she starts to like it because it just feels wrong and has unfortunate implications written all over it.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Ixi and if her personality is so abhorrent, I have many other busty blonde elf girl characters for pervs who think sex is more important than story and people who like a storyline but just enjoy that type alike, there's really no reason to bitch at me to make Mirelle straight or make Ixi not a bitch. It just doesn't work that way.

And girls do it too, it isn't just guys, another story: Mikah Valiantheart, my cute little half-elf paladin. He's not interested in sex or relationships at all, but is physically attracted only to men. Your whiny human mage girl does not have a 'magical healing vagina' that will turn him straight and make him want sex. Besides, I hate whiny mages. I literally cannot read the short story 'The First Guardian' in Warcraft Legends 5 because the fragile, whiny human mage chick pisses me off and makes me rage. Also, Mikah is SEVERELY bipolar, when he's in his depressive state, he's wallowing in self-pity and doesn't notice other people. When he's manic, he's not a hyper-active giddy kid, he is highly paranoid and likes you even less. It isn't my fault my only straight male character who isn't married right now is a troll and you find them 'icky', I'm not making another hot elf boy or human guy to be your RP dildo.

Besides, honestly? My troll, Rali, is far more of a well-adjusted person than Mikah is AND his orientation is compatible, not wanting me to be him because troll men have 'big ugly noses' and 'stupid loser hair' is a completely idiotic reason why you don't like him. If he were seven feet tall and a raging jerk-ass? Yeah, I could see, but he's about 6'6" and a nice person...er...troll. I also wouldn't mind if it was just your character who was shallow, but no, you've said this OOC and have made it blatantly obvious that I am nothing but an RP dildo to you. Good day.

TL;DR: So sick of people wanting me to change everything about my characters and mold them to fit their needs instead of just picking a different one.

world of warcraft, dumbass

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