AHAHAHAHAHA no.

Jun 12, 2010 10:52

When spending time in a Drow guild, you have to expect to see some pretty LOLWUT character applications.  But this was just...

So a 25-year-old archmage finds a how to guide on become a lich?. )

bad character art, dungeons & dragons, how not to roleplay, bad character bio, fail, doing it wrong, speshul snowflakes, fuckery

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dv8nation June 12 2010, 00:59:39 UTC
I think someone was hitting the "elven herbs" when they came up with this.

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the_belling_cat June 12 2010, 02:16:31 UTC
Nope, this is the work of the halfling's weed.

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beardedtroll June 12 2010, 05:29:10 UTC
Nonsense. Clearly this has been written under the influence of the varied potions and tinctures made by the legendary Frog-people of the Hidden Marsh, and halfling weed, and the elven herbs.

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floptacular June 12 2010, 07:29:11 UTC
con: 0

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blazeman June 12 2010, 19:28:20 UTC
There is a difference between a CON score of 0 (no life energy or substitute of any sort at all, and thus dead in all senses) and one of Ø (the standard definition of Constitution does not apply: The character is able to act through a different form of energy.) He was probably trying to convey the latter, but put in the former.

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dv8nation June 12 2010, 15:38:12 UTC
Ah. The cheap stuff. Tsk, tsk.

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