What do you do when you're a Dumbass on the edge, out of options and out of time? Break physics.

[flack_w]

No , Commander Dumbass. You are not allowed to throw a missile.

I shit you not. In tonight's lesson in stupidty, our favorite angst ridden, backstabbing, vengeance fuelled Dumbass attempts to throw a missile.

Comments

[levikitty]

Oh god, when you said "tries to throw a missle" I didn't think you meant he literately tried to throw a missle.

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You know what? I bet CD's wife had herself offed just to get away from him and his crazy and to unleash the pain and suffering she had to go through while living with him onto the world.

This is amazing.

[flack_w]

Well that's just impossible- As you can see, his wife's ghost is appearing to him in visions and telling him to kill people, remember?

[invisiblemoose]

Crack-fueled hallucinations?

[assume_a_virtue]

Edward Cullen crossdressing?

[thesaneminority]

Clearly her ghost is an impostor.