Comments | bad_rpers_suck: Shorts Are Fun for LULZ

gay_bear in bad_rpers_suck

Shorts Are Fun for LULZ

Mar 07, 2009 08:30

Your application said: (unedited for grammar, spelling or stupid)

Im not letting my character be slashed up. I hate that kind of sic rp, when men in canon are made gay by pervents and have sex in anises. My character is good and hes strait in love with his wife.Now, Gay bear not mock the bad spelling or grammar. Gay bear sense that mun is not ( Read more... )

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eatnotthisflesh March 7 2009, 16:45:31 UTC

Well, anises are rather small and probably painful to have sex in. Even for Captain Jack.

gay_bear March 7 2009, 16:47:01 UTC

Gay bear agree. Even Captain Jack would find that a bad fit.

ardath_rekha March 7 2009, 16:47:44 UTC

. . .

They're applying for Captain Jack Harkness.

As straight. And married.

Captain Jack Harkness????

Have they even watched his canon? Like... EVER?

gay_bear March 7 2009, 16:48:57 UTC

Gay bear doubt that very much.

kiwivodka March 7 2009, 17:05:12 UTC

THIS. Oh my god. :|

rogueapprentice March 7 2009, 20:31:04 UTC

I don't even WATCH THE SHOW(S) AND I RECOGNIZED THAT FAIL.

arshermetica March 7 2009, 16:54:11 UTC

Sex in anises? I'd think between the rough barky covering and the small holes that'd be pretty gorram hard.

Also, this person is obviously not familiar with Cap'n Jack or is in serious denial.

gay_bear March 7 2009, 16:57:07 UTC

G rated Captain Jack? Gay bear not want!

arshermetica March 7 2009, 16:58:16 UTC

Amen to that, I wants me some swaggering brigand hotness Captain Jack!

panoptics March 7 2009, 16:54:52 UTC

...I am very afraid now.

However, I'm still laughing my ass off.

gay_bear March 7 2009, 16:57:48 UTC

Gay bear is, too.

ex_miraging March 7 2009, 16:56:57 UTC

WOW.
THAT'S A FAIL.
Poor Jack.

gay_bear March 7 2009, 16:58:07 UTC

Poor RP world, too.

ex_miraging March 7 2009, 17:44:39 UTC

Indeed.