A few letters to "friends".
To my friends, Lordly Assface and Pretentious Dumbshit.
Dear LORDLY ASSFACE.
I can't stand roleplaying with you. You, with your fucking Mary-Sues, drive me nuts. I cannot even think when you want to pair me up with your bedamned OCs. All I want to do is strangle them, personally. You think I'm wrong for not wanting my perfectly sane, fairly normal characters with your batshit insane characters? I think I have a right in this, you know. You cannot dictate my actions, just as I cannot dictate yours.
And for the love of God, please stop godmodding. Its annoying, especially the way you do it. You cannot have minions from hell trying to attack me while you try to bash my head in with your feet ...
... and I'm standing 14 feet away from you. Stop it.
No one likes it. Your best friend even confided to me she does not like the way you roleplay, and you could do better for yourself than critiquing us on our faults. Although, I do believe, I do roleplay a lot better than you ever could. I hate it when you say to me in a bitchy moo-whine voice, "Why can't you roleplay with me?" Hey bitch, I don't roleplay with the likes of you for a reason. Seriously. Find a fucking dictionary, quite pretending words are above you, and format your posts and ideas a lot better. I can't stand your characters, your plots, and quit pretending every single fucking character that belongs to me is yours as well.
Which brings me to another topic. Your fandoms.
Quit raping every single character universe you come upon. No, Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry are not "yours". Quit raping everything with Pocky-scented anal beads. I don't appreciate you bringing DMC/Naruto/Xialin Showdown/Jake the American Dragon/EVERYTHING into my fucking universe of characters. I also do NOT appreciate the weeaboo/Wapanese names you choose for your characters. Your rape is made of AIDs, gonorreah and fail. I expect you to behave yourself with your characters, not rape my creations and their world of their dignity. I try to salvage what is left of my world, but you just try to roleplay with me again. No more. I'm sick of the abuse of my pride for my characters. I would try to talk with you like a civilized person, but I have tried and tried again to absolutely NO avail.
I, for one, am sick of you, your characters (if the abominations you have created can even be CALLED that), and your world. Stay the fuck out of my roleplays.
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Dear PRETENTIOUS DUMBSHIT.
I try to play DnD with you. You and I simply do not make good group ambience.
Let me say this to you. I don't fucking care if you have version whatever. I don't care if version whatever-point-0 had a certain class or something awesome. WE'RE PLAYING VERSION 4.0, OKAY? I don't fucking care if your Druid elf can't be in our game. I don't even fucking care that there is no Druids in this game. When we roleplay, you tell us this hypocrtical bullshit about us saying IC, when you yourself are not capable of this feat. Your character is a prudey little bintface. I also don't care if you think certain weapons are cool and that the DM should let you have them, and of course we're not going to let you be a lvl 30 spellcasting-type as soon as we get the game.
It is simply stupid of you to assume that just because you and the DM's sister are BFFs (not even, and I would know) that you can have everything you want. Quit acting like a princess, you dumbshit. You don't deserve to be playing the game if you don't really know how to read, or even write your own name. Oh, and another thing, get used to change. Its the only thing that stays the same. You did not adapt very well to change at ALL. Its part of the game, you dumbass. The DM decides all. Oh, and speaking of THAT, you threatened our DM, telling her she was an unfit DM and as such, she has basically banned you from our DnD sessions. Good riddance, IMO. The DM is God, you dumbass.
Please. Go fuck yourself. You're very annoying, as you have proved. You have scarred me so much that I never want to play DnD with you EVER again. Your stupidity is fucking astounding. Never again. You're almost as bad as the Lordly Assface, but far more stupid.
TL;DR version: If they both took the Mary-Sue litmas tests, they would be off the fucking charts.
Dear LORDLY ASSFACE.
I can't stand roleplaying with you. You, with your fucking Mary-Sues, drive me nuts. I cannot even think when you want to pair me up with your bedamned OCs. All I want to do is strangle them, personally. You think I'm wrong for not wanting my perfectly sane, fairly normal characters with your batshit insane characters? I think I have a right in this, you know. You cannot dictate my actions, just as I cannot dictate yours.
And for the love of God, please stop godmodding. Its annoying, especially the way you do it. You cannot have minions from hell trying to attack me while you try to bash my head in with your feet ...
... and I'm standing 14 feet away from you. Stop it.
No one likes it. Your best friend even confided to me she does not like the way you roleplay, and you could do better for yourself than critiquing us on our faults. Although, I do believe, I do roleplay a lot better than you ever could. I hate it when you say to me in a bitchy moo-whine voice, "Why can't you roleplay with me?" Hey bitch, I don't roleplay with the likes of you for a reason. Seriously. Find a fucking dictionary, quite pretending words are above you, and format your posts and ideas a lot better. I can't stand your characters, your plots, and quit pretending every single fucking character that belongs to me is yours as well.
Which brings me to another topic. Your fandoms.
Quit raping every single character universe you come upon. No, Dante and Vergil from Devil May Cry are not "yours". Quit raping everything with Pocky-scented anal beads. I don't appreciate you bringing DMC/Naruto/Xialin Showdown/Jake the American Dragon/EVERYTHING into my fucking universe of characters. I also do NOT appreciate the weeaboo/Wapanese names you choose for your characters. Your rape is made of AIDs, gonorreah and fail. I expect you to behave yourself with your characters, not rape my creations and their world of their dignity. I try to salvage what is left of my world, but you just try to roleplay with me again. No more. I'm sick of the abuse of my pride for my characters. I would try to talk with you like a civilized person, but I have tried and tried again to absolutely NO avail.
I, for one, am sick of you, your characters (if the abominations you have created can even be CALLED that), and your world. Stay the fuck out of my roleplays.
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Dear PRETENTIOUS DUMBSHIT.
I try to play DnD with you. You and I simply do not make good group ambience.
Let me say this to you. I don't fucking care if you have version whatever. I don't care if version whatever-point-0 had a certain class or something awesome. WE'RE PLAYING VERSION 4.0, OKAY? I don't fucking care if your Druid elf can't be in our game. I don't even fucking care that there is no Druids in this game. When we roleplay, you tell us this hypocrtical bullshit about us saying IC, when you yourself are not capable of this feat. Your character is a prudey little bintface. I also don't care if you think certain weapons are cool and that the DM should let you have them, and of course we're not going to let you be a lvl 30 spellcasting-type as soon as we get the game.
It is simply stupid of you to assume that just because you and the DM's sister are BFFs (not even, and I would know) that you can have everything you want. Quit acting like a princess, you dumbshit. You don't deserve to be playing the game if you don't really know how to read, or even write your own name. Oh, and another thing, get used to change. Its the only thing that stays the same. You did not adapt very well to change at ALL. Its part of the game, you dumbass. The DM decides all. Oh, and speaking of THAT, you threatened our DM, telling her she was an unfit DM and as such, she has basically banned you from our DnD sessions. Good riddance, IMO. The DM is God, you dumbass.
Please. Go fuck yourself. You're very annoying, as you have proved. You have scarred me so much that I never want to play DnD with you EVER again. Your stupidity is fucking astounding. Never again. You're almost as bad as the Lordly Assface, but far more stupid.
TL;DR version: If they both took the Mary-Sue litmas tests, they would be off the fucking charts.