Unthematic Crap
Never get married folks. And for god's sake, don't ever have kids. You don't sign a birth certificate anymore, no, that's a fucking bullet you just wrote your name on.
My god I'm tried of everyone thinking that orphan angst monkey = only viable character. Ever. My parents actually died when I was tweleve, which is just the prime killing off years, within six weeks of eachother, and one of them actually had a mysterious illness, and oh shit, I just realized my life is fan fiction. 0.0 But the point is, I am a well adjusted human being. Really. I'm not a serial killer. Promise.
I swear, it's bad enough when a good 80% of every character has some giant traumatizing background, but at least don't make it crap. Worst of all, it's unthematic crap. We're playing freaking POKEMON. A world in which parents HAPPILY LET THEIR TEN YEAR OLDS go wandering around the country with a brightly colored dog that spits fire, to run into other free-wheeling ten year olds with a cat that poops darkness and have wacky adventures. It's practically the least angsty fandom EVER. Dumb shits, get an original idea.
My god I'm tried of everyone thinking that orphan angst monkey = only viable character. Ever. My parents actually died when I was tweleve, which is just the prime killing off years, within six weeks of eachother, and one of them actually had a mysterious illness, and oh shit, I just realized my life is fan fiction. 0.0 But the point is, I am a well adjusted human being. Really. I'm not a serial killer. Promise.
I swear, it's bad enough when a good 80% of every character has some giant traumatizing background, but at least don't make it crap. Worst of all, it's unthematic crap. We're playing freaking POKEMON. A world in which parents HAPPILY LET THEIR TEN YEAR OLDS go wandering around the country with a brightly colored dog that spits fire, to run into other free-wheeling ten year olds with a cat that poops darkness and have wacky adventures. It's practically the least angsty fandom EVER. Dumb shits, get an original idea.