(Untitled)

[madsark]

Jack Sparrow does not teach Defense Against Dark Arts at Hogwarts. Not even if you change his name and make him a wizard.

Comments

[cheezdanish]

.....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA XD

[madsark]

ADAM WEST?!?!

[cheezdanish]

Y YUS

He is also not a teacher of DAtDA.

[madsark]

He could be MAYOR of DAtDA.

[madsark]

The only thing Jack Sparrow is good for is teaching you how to utterly fuck up and cover up a life's worth of failures with hard liquor.

NOT IN MY HOGWARTS.

[warwolves]

Sooooo, headmaster, right? :D!

[madsark]

zing

[rose_indigo]

I seriously snorted soda when I read that.

I'm just imagining...

"The Dark arts.. is a dark.. art.. savvy?"

[madsark]

LOL

[rose_indigo]

Totally picturing Snape with Jack Sparrow hair...and hat.. walking around with his odd gait.. and voice..

"we must come to an understanding that the Dark Arts is an art.. of darkness.. and in the darkness.. we uh.. do dark things. That are evil. And ..dark. Now.. for this lesson t'day..we make ..Dark Rum."

[salophile]

Mmmm, Dark Rum.

[seiberwing]

It's not that Sparrow, with all his crazy, wouldn't fit well into the wizarding world...

But I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let him in the door of Hogwarts.

[madsark]

Not only that, why the hell would he teach? Why would he care? Unless he's hitting up every sixteen year old girl for sex, which then would be more understandable (no it wouldn't) and hilarious (yes it would).

[seiberwing]

Given age of consent back then and culture and blah blah, he might hit on some of the girls. And then someone would spell his ass into the lake.

...dear lord, Jack Sparrow with a wand and a vague idea how to use it might be terrifying or completely awesome.

[fanfare]

Something about the thought of him being able to turn water into rum is somewhat threatening to the rest of the school XD

[froda_baggins]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow. Just... wow. I got a good laugh.