Christian are you going to the insurance party tonight?
11:48amMe
hahahahaaa
andrew's thing?
11:49am
Christian yeppers
11:49amMe
why, because you're going to the abbey?
11:50am
Christian yeah probably
but mostly because if you're going to this other party, I'd like to talk to you beforehand
just cause I need to talk to someone
about my bizarre night last night
or else I will explode
and I have no other friends
11:51amMe
no doubt, i'm going to meet you soon
11:51am
Christian and no more therapist
11:51amMe
that's not true though right?
11:51am
Christian which part?
11:51amMe
no other friends
11:51am
Christian well I don't really have any friends I can talk about stuff with
you should feel honored
11:52amMe
that's, in fact, my favorite thing to hear
i mean, not in those words.
11:53am
Christian what can I say, we have very good conversations and I (usually) value your input
11:53amMe
ha
OH MY GOD
i'm going to cry
fucking tv
i was watching lost with andrew the other night and i cried
it was so girly
11:54am
Christian I cry at Glee all the time
11:54amMe
:D
this is so horribly intense
i can barely handle it
in fact, i can't cry
because ive disconnected myself so that i can watch this
11:55am
Christian I get really overemotional when I get very little sleep
11:55amMe
it's like when i'm watching a horror movie
11:56am
Christian so this morning I cried at the endings of 30 Rock AND Parks & Rec
11:56amMe
i automatically turn off that part of my brain
WOW
i cried 5 times during Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
11:56am
Christian haha
11:56amMe
love triangles kill me
11:57amMe
anyway
i'm going to finish this bloodbath
11:57am
Christian oookay
enjoy
are you meeting me in Manhattan?
11:58amMe
NO
you can't leave me
11:58am
Christian cause it seems like that's what you were hinting at
11:58amMe
i was just saying that after i do that i'm going to get a bagel and meet you
but before those things i will probably watch the office
to get my head on straight
11:59am
Christian oh okay well make sure you're here by 2
11:59amMe
lost is bad enough for my brain
this shit is hurting me
12:14pmMe
!!!!!!
i even called my bff and my mom
to make sure they're okay
also mandy moore is in this episode
12:14pm
Christian to talk about Grey's Anatomy?
wow awesome
I haven't seen her in anything for a while
12:14pmMe
yep i told my mom everything that's going on
12:14pm
Christian You might even say
I've been missing her like candy
12:15pmMe
teehee
12:15pm
Christian LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
12:15pmMe
AND my mom thought The Office was set in the 50's in an ad agency
lolololol
12:15pm
Christian haha
oh man SEASON FOUR SOON
I am super psyched for that shit
12:16pmMe
yep and it went on like that and she kept talking about it and i said mom thats mad men mom thats mad men but she just kept going
12:16pm
Christian oh, moms
12:16pmMe
and i said mom that's not the office that's mad men
MOM
:)
i love that woman
12:17pm
Christian my mom called me today to tell me how proud she was of my professional looking karaoke website
12:17pmMe
awwwwwwwwwww
OMG
12:18pm
Christian ?
12:18pmMe
GUY WITH GUN IN THE OR
of course
12:18pm
Christian jesus when are they gonna catch this guy
12:18pmMe
how did i not see this coming
it's a big hospital dude
the SWAT guys have to secure it floor by floor
and there's only like 7 of them
that's how they roll
12:20pm
Christian hmm interesting
Grey's Anatomy is so educational
12:20pmMe
yeah and the main character is totally going to get shot like right now
nope
12:20pm
Christian yeah obviously someone has to get shot
12:20pmMe
the other guy
12:20pm
Christian it's a season finale
brb
lunchy munchies
12:21pmMe
OH NO
DEATH DEATH DEATH
omgomgomg
i knew it!!!
they're going to fix him
but owen's gonna die
...maybe
nope
HA! no main characters die!
awwwww bffs!
this is so sweet
i cant wait to eat that bagel and go to your office
should i just come ?
like at 1:30 maybe
or maybe i'll hang out somewhere else
and read my book about how to snag a husband
ok this is weird. but crying is kind of like orgasms
in a way
like you can be almost there sometimes
OH NO MISCARRIAGE!
hhaahahaaa i'm funny