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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaleen!

1. Kaleen can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
2. Kaleen has three eyelids.
3. Kaleenocracy is government by Kaleen.
4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Kaleen!
5. Kaleen is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Kaleen.
7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kaleen.
8. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Kaleen!
9. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kaleen.
10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Kaleen.