Voicemail

[bad_nose_job]

"Hi, you've reached Penelope Wilhern. I must be busy right now but if you leave a message I'll return your call as soon as I can. Thank you."

Beeeep!

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[swipedthatfoot]

[OOC: Hi, I'm too lazy to send an email on this but assume Claire left two scarves - a solid wine-colored one and a checked one like in the icons - on Penelope's bed this afternoon, with a little cartoon sketch of Pen wearing the scarf by way of apology.]

[darkangelsawyer]

"Hey Girlfriend. I'm bored. Come entertain me and I'll even let you make me all blushy by talking about threesomes, okay?"

Crazy Phone Day!

[chic_harper]

[ From here]

"I am not a slut, you... you... you Gigi Wannabe!"

Crazy Phone Day

[notyourpawn]

Your lucky numbers today are 6, 8, 12, and four-and-three-quarters. This means that you are missing a quarter. Someone has taken it, I'm afraid. Do please remove it from them, by force if necessary, or they'll be stealing all your luck.

[not_ironmaiden]

From here

I'm terribly sorry, you must be completely insane. Anyone who would turn me down are so far out of your league it's--well it's just pathetic that you'd think you had a chance.