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[mcdolohov]

Brattain's not bad, mate. We have...

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... a decent quidditch team.

[bad_messenger]

Not as good as Iceland's, mate.

[mcdolohov]

I did say decent.

[bad_messenger]

Ahaha, they're not that bad. If we're comparing them to Namibia.

[mcdolohov]

We're marginally better than Latvia.

We should make that as our national team's slogan, by the way. England-- we're marginally better than Latvia. I think it's quite catchy.

[bad_messenger]

I like it. It's definitely better than England - We always beat Sri Lanka.<

[mcdolohov]

I have an IDEA, mate.

You, with your vast hoards of cash, should buy a quidditch team. I'm sure there's loads of legal and business mumbo jumbo in between, but you should do it! And I should get free box seat tickets for even suggesting it.

[bad_messenger]

A quidditch team? Now, that isn't a bad idea!

But which one, mate? I'm not owning no shit quidditch team.

[mcdolohov]

Of course it's not a bad idea! It's my idea.

A good one then. So that rules out the Cannons, the Arrows, and the Tornados. The Falmouth Falcons are pretty good, why not them?

[bad_messenger]

I'm sure Dad would approve of my interest in investing in a quidditch team. I'd get shitloads of money from the profits.

Hm, I always thought the Falcons were a bit lazy at times. What about the Magpies?

[mcdolohov]

Tell him you're taking the family business in a new, modern direction.

Not aggressive enough. You'll want a team who can break heads. Puddlemere United?

[bad_messenger]

We don't have a family business, mate. Not like Jugson's or anything. We invest our dosh in property.

Why don't I just buy both? I get my inheritance money in a month. The Magpies and Puddlemere United. Shit, but then what if they end up facing each other in a match?

[mcdolohov]

Property's not bad. What's Jugson's family business again? Supplying arms to small, warring countries?

Call it sportsmanship! And get different sponsors for each team.

[bad_messenger]

No, it's not. Property lasts for a long ruddy time. Fucked if I know, always thought his lot were into arithmancy or whatever. Although that arms business sounds like a good idea.

Sounds like a plan, Dolohov! And I can give you a job, of COURSE.

[mcdolohov]

Which probably means you'll be rich for a long ruddy time. Knowing Jugson, it's something illegal, I'm sure.

A job? It better not be cleaning up the quidditch showers. Although...

[bad_messenger]

Thank fuck for that, I've no real skills. Probably something illegal, like tea doilies. I can just see him in an illegal tea doily factory.

Yeah, of course. Nooo, not cleaning showers.