This is your brain on PMS

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God, how I wish I were kidding about this conversation.

SCENE: Living room, Tuesday evening
Ellie: Oww, my chest hurts so much.
David: I'm sorry.
Ellie: [bursts into tears] I'm DYING! Of DEATH! It's extremely fatal!
David: Uh-huh.
Ellie: [sobbing] It kills trillions of people every year!
David: Trillions.
Ellie: [running out of the room] It's true! It says so in the Bible!