I have this weird thing where I hate YouTube. I mean, I love the idea, and yay interwebs and all, but I never watch videos that people link to or recommend. (The three categories of exceptions being kittens playing, people doing cool shit in Guitar Hero III, and stuff David nags me into watching.)
This is all to make it clear to you that I don't recommend this video lightly. A goofy video of a Dutch children's song gets phonetic English subtitles, and
the results are absolutely hilarious. Song & pictures safe for work, subtitles NSFW.
Bonus YouTube comment: "i have never seen someone roundhouse kick the air in order to face a different direction so that they may get out the door before."
I'm sure it's partially that it's six-thirty in the morning, but I'm in tears over here.
(Via
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books.)