Worst nerd-wife ever

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[watching Parks and Rec]
Leslie: *makes several comments about Ben being small*
Ben: Do you wish I were taller? What's going on?
Leslie: No! You're a man-genius, with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy elf king.
David: I guess it's from being a Tolkien fan, but when I hear "elf" I imagine tall and stately.
Ellie: Like the Valinor?
David: ...
Ellie: They're elves, right?
David: They're not even a they.
Ellie: *laughs for approximately nine minutes straight*