Kittens never have to worry about shopping
So I went to Goodwill over lunch to buy some new clothes, but all the ones I wanted had green tags, and on the 13th all green tag items are a buck-fifty, so I am just going to go back then, and I'm hoping this one pair of boots is still there, because all my teenaged and adult years I have been looking for black leather boots that would fit over my bizarrely oversized calves, and I could zip these up 95% of the way, and I think at this point in my life for a buck-fifty I would be willing to set the bar that low, and that is what I did today, the end.