Some practical advice.

Jul 21, 2011 08:41

If you are going to lean out your car window and yell at someone walking along the road -- and who doesn't enjoy dabbling in this most wholesome American pasttime? -- you might want to do it at a speed less than 50 mph. Otherwise, you will be up against both engine noise and the Doppler effect (about which Official Bad Latin Object of Lust Sheldon Cooper would be able to enlighten you) and so your no doubt profound and thought-provoking message may be less than fully intelligible.

Having not taken these precautions, gentleman in the white car who passed me on the way back from the grocery store this morning, you force me to assume you wanted to inform me that "aaaaaAAAAAAANWARSADATWHEEEEEEEEeeeeee" and while I admire your enthusiasm for Egyptian politics, I'm confused -- though flattered -- that you chose me as your audience for such a statement.

thoughts

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