The robot groom
Ellie: I think instead of a bouquet, I want to carry a basket with flowers in it.
David: And kittens?
Ellie: Yes, I think I will hide some tiny stuffed kittens with ribbons around their necks [LMB's Chalion series reference] in there, but also, more practically, to carry tissues and as a receptacle for used tissues.
David: Ahhh.
Ellie: Let's just accept now that there will be a lot of face-melting crying on my part.
David: Whereas I will be like, "Computing ... processing ... "
Ellie: "Upgrading relationship protocol to Wife 1.0 ... "
David: More like Wife 2.0.
Ellie: Hahahaha! The first version was so buggy, you did a clean uninstall.
David: I'm just glad I didn't get any viruses from her.
David: And kittens?
Ellie: Yes, I think I will hide some tiny stuffed kittens with ribbons around their necks [LMB's Chalion series reference] in there, but also, more practically, to carry tissues and as a receptacle for used tissues.
David: Ahhh.
Ellie: Let's just accept now that there will be a lot of face-melting crying on my part.
David: Whereas I will be like, "Computing ... processing ... "
Ellie: "Upgrading relationship protocol to Wife 1.0 ... "
David: More like Wife 2.0.
Ellie: Hahahaha! The first version was so buggy, you did a clean uninstall.
David: I'm just glad I didn't get any viruses from her.