non fag slumber party
hey marie. next time you come down from orlando, we have to have a non fag slumber party. no fags allowed. come on, it will be fun. we'll swap stories about star wars and talk about boba fett and yoda and maybe actually talk about members of the opposite sex but then get right back to talking about other more important stuff. then we'll have a pillow fight with fluffy pillows but no pink ones because we are not fags! then if we get bored we can make late night peanut butter and jelly sandwiches like those little girls on that one commercial. then we can get back to talking about building a fort in the woods and hanging a sign out a hole in teh door that says "no fags allowed" but don't get crumbs on my bed you whore! we can watch urkle float around in his aquarium and talk to my fishy since his name is sharkbait oooh haa haa just like in finding nemo. we can make more diagrams of random people's houses like we did the last time but you'd better turn off your cell phone. play the guitar as loud as you want because you can't hear anything through these walls and my mom snores so loud anyway she can't hear a damn thing. last of all we'll make a pillow fort and make a tent out of some blankets but we need a flashlight not because we are scared of the dark! only fags are afraid of the dark. we can play mad libs maybe but let's get to bed before 3:30 this time. can't wait till the next time you come down. bring your camcorder.