All I Post Is Movie Entries

Jan 08, 2012 08:50

A more formal break down of all the movies I saw in theatres this year, and a more or less precise ranking of the order in which I liked them. If this looks different than my previous list it's because I probably fudged a little to include movies that annoyed me more than worse movies I saw (The Tree of Life, Cave of Forgotten Dreams), and I included all the awful short films I saw this time. Man I saw a lot of really terrible shorts.

Great:
Certified Copy (Abbas Kiarostami)
The Young Girls Of Rochefort (Jacques Demy & Agnes Varda)

Very Good:
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (Apichatpong Weerasethakul)
The Green Hornet (Michel Gondry)
The Accordion (Jafar Panahi)
The Last Circus (Alex De La Iglesia)

Good:
Rabbit Hole (John Cameron Mitchell)
The Red Shoes (Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger)
Moneyball (Bennett Miller)

Like It More Than I Should, But I Don't Care:
Red Riding Hood (Catherine Hardwicke)
Bad Teacher (Jake Kasdan)

Standard Doc Made Better By Pretty Pictures:
The Woodmans (G. Scott Willis)

Decent, But With Heavy Caveats:
Attack The Block (Joe Cornish)
Colombiana (Olivier Megaton)

Almost Got There, But Not Quite:
Final Destination 5 (Steven Quale)
Source Code (Duncan Jones)
Incident By A Bank (Ruben Ostlund)
My Tehran For Sale (Granaz Moussavi)

Riding The Cusp Between Interesting Failure And Regular Failure:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (David Fincher)
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon (Michael Bay)
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (Bill Condon)
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (Rupert Wyatt)
30 Minutes Or Less (Ruben Fleischer)
Atlantiques (Mati Diop)
Me Broni Ba (Akosua Adoma Owusu)
The Debt (John Madden)
Unknown (Jaume Collet-Serra)
Limitless (Neil Burger)
X-Men: First Class (Matthew Vaughn)
Drive (Nicolas Winding Refn)

Dully Average:
The Adventures Of Tintin (Steven Spielberg)
Fright Night (Craig Gillespie)
Fast Five (Justin Lin)
Tron: Legacy (Joseph Kosinski)
The Mechanic (Simon West)
Black Swan (Darren Aronofsky)
Son of Babylon (Mohamed Al Daradji)
Conan The Barbarian (Marcus Nispel)
Cave Of Forgotten Dreams (Werner Herzog)
Everywhere Was The Same (Basma Al Sharif)

Below Average:
The Thing (Matthijs Van Heijningen, Jr.)
Scream 4 (Wes Craven)
The Man Next Door (Mariano Cohn & Gaston Duprat)
The Housemaid (Sang-Soo Im)
Flamenco, Flamenco (Carlos Suara)
The Tree Of Life (Terrence Malick)

Getting Towards Abysmal:
Hanna (Joe Wright)
Flawed (Andrea Dorfman)
Little Children, Big Words (Lisa James-Larsson)
Sucker Punch (Zac Snyder)
Rango (Gore Verbinski)
The Double Hour (Giuseppe Capotondi)
Super 8 (J.J. Abrams)
Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark (Troy Nixey)
The Six-Dollar-Fifty Man (Mark Albiston & Louis Sutherland)

Pretty Much The Worst:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 (David Yates)
Paul (Greg Mottola)
Cry When It Happens (Laida Lertxundi)
The Wonder Hospital (Beomsik Shimbe Shim)
The Hangover Part II (Todd Phillips)
Long Shadows (Josh Bonnetta)
Mamori (Karl Lemieux)
Mutant Girls Squad (Noboru Iguchi, Yoshihiro Nishimura & Tak Sakaguchi)
Horrible Bosses (Seth Gordon)

Only Movie I Walked Out Of:
Time Regained (Raoul Ruiz)
(but i don't necessarily hold that against the movie)

So there it is. All 66 movies I saw in the theatre. This year I am gonna try for 100!

Wish me luck!
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