Old Craigslist post- who put the dead bird in my mailbox? - w4m

Jan 02, 2009 11:09

Date: 2008-04-20, 12:56PM EDT ( Read more... )

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zombielion January 2 2009, 16:48:06 UTC
i always go on craigslist read the "lost connections" section, it's hilarious.

i once put a smooshed up reese's cup in someone's mailbox... that was mean of me :(

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bad_jack January 2 2009, 16:53:10 UTC
Ever since elementary school Adam and I go up to the roof of this building where the lock is broken and spit on people walking down the sidewalk.

It relieves stress.

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landorki January 2 2009, 20:55:07 UTC
i think spitting on people is worse then a smooshed reeses cup!!!

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:12:42 UTC
agreed!

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bad_jack January 3 2009, 03:18:02 UTC
I thought we were competing.

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:19:25 UTC
you would think that. i spit gum in peoples hair in a crossroads of the nations, so i won anyway.

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bad_jack January 3 2009, 03:21:46 UTC
You are every bit the bad girl I hoped for.

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:12:24 UTC
in washington dc me and all these other hoodlums went to the top floor of the smithsonian natural history museum and spit our gum out over the railing. i seriously feel so bad about it...

then we broke the elevator. good times.

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bad_jack January 3 2009, 03:17:37 UTC
Then I kicked an old lady in the shin.

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:18:44 UTC
then i pushed a crippled toddler over the railing

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bad_jack January 3 2009, 03:19:28 UTC
Kicked a puppy through a fan.

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:20:03 UTC
shot a hamster at point blank

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bad_jack January 3 2009, 03:21:18 UTC
I squeezed sea monkeys until they popped.

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zombielion January 3 2009, 03:42:40 UTC
drowned kittens

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