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[bad_jack]

I am drunk and you all are fantastic. go you.

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[carface]

are you alive

[bad_jack]

Alive, just not on here anymore. I made this last post after I got "poked" enough times by people on my friend list.

[carface]

oh god i didn't think you'd actually answer, i thought you hated me forever. which if you did would be understandable, among other adjectives :|

[bad_jack]

The only person I hold a grudge against is my Dad.
With everyone else, I tend to forget why I was angry really quickly.

But if that was an apology I'll take it.

[carface]

i don't even remember what happened because i'm a horrible person (not being sarcastic, i really am horrible)
i just started to read old entries and saw you in the comments and wondered if you were still alive. and i'm assuming this isn't your corpse i'm talking to, so... :|

...unless, y'know... it IS your corpse.... awkward.

[bad_jack]

No, it's my bad. I assumed you new the zombie Apocalypse started in Key West. That's embarrassing.
I'm working as an undead gigolo. The pay isn't much but I don't have to buy food and robbing your lunch means never having to do laundry.

We're coming to get you, Barbara.

[carface]

is there much in the way of business for someone whose genitals have no blood surging into them? :(

you can come get me. AND HOW DID YOU KNOW I CHANGED MY NAME TO BARBARA.

[bad_jack]

Rigor mortis, baby.

Because I still see dating and stalking as interchangeable.

[carface]

oh, so do i. that's probably what's wrong with me. and i've effectively stalked you tonight so i guess this is a date. first i find out you're dead, next thing you know we're on a surprise date... SHIT IS GETTING REAL