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Aug 14, 2007 16:30

Just what do you people think I pay you for?! It's not for lazying about collectin' dust!! Wo bu shin wo dah yan jing...! Get off your damn asses and get back to work, gorram bunch of ingrates! All breaks are revoked until I say so, there's too much work to do. I'm gonna be keeping an eye on you all, and you better not let me catch you slackin' off, dong le ma?

Doc, make damn sure that sis a'yours is doing her share, too. Insanity's no excuse for shirkin' work on this boat! Neither is havin' a prettier face than rest o' the population, so Inara, ya run along and get me coffee before getting started with the accountin' ledgers. Make it quick, too, we don't got all day! Zoe, seems that there's a whole lot of laundry to be done, haven't overlooked that, I trust? Snap to it! And Jayne. Apparently expectin' a bit too much of ya, seeing as the johns still ain't been cleaned. You'll be lickin' them clean unless they're not spotless within the next half an hour!

...Wash, I didn't hear you utter the word "late", did I? Because you do know that's entirely unacceptable, don't ya?

Ta shi suo you di yu de diao zi de ma! You really can't find decent help these days!

[OOC: Mal? Oh-so-affected! The "raging prick of a boss"? Yup, that's Mal today. He'll be going around barking orders and generally being a total bastard to the FF crew. FF crew may godmode him and what he's demanding out of them as wanted when/if they make posts today. I wouldn't be surprised if those not affected by today's curse (if there are any) get sick of it and knock Mal out or lock him up or something before the day is done: that is totally okay with me if you want to do it, fellow FF-muns. ;D]

going slightly mad, curse, the devil wears prada, affected

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