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[bad_in_thelatin]

Wéi, I don't got this much.... hair? What the...?! Well. This explains feelin' out of sorts. This is... huh.

Tian shia, I've an awful hangover. And it ain't rightfully even mine to have!

...'Nara? If I got yours, tell me you've got mine?

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[no_whore]

I do apologize about the hangover. I wasn't exactly planning on doing anything to end up having one. By the way, I do beieve your leg makes up for it.

You really need to take better care of it.

.... it would seem that way.

[bad_in_thelatin]

Suppose what we plan and what takes place ain't ever been the same. Don't worry about it, I think I'll survive. Somehow.

Yeah, sorry 'bout the wound. Guess I'll have to go see Simon. Err, or you. Come to think it, let's wait until tomorrow.

...Hey, how does one manage all this hair, anyhow? Don't get me wrong, it's all pretty and soft-like, but it's... gettin' everywhere.

[no_whore]

It really was my first time getting drunk. I suppose I'll never have the chance to be hung over, though. Not now, anyway.

Waiting would be good. Jayne and Simon are in the same situaton we are, I'm afraid.

..... it's managed by practice, Mal. Just put it back or something.

[bad_in_thelatin]

Well, congratulations. Not many can boast havin' been as well drunk as you looked to be and be fine come morning. Fine of course being subjective, considerin' the current situation.

...They are? I'm going up. Hangover or not, I ain't missin' that show.

Back. Okay. A ponytail. I can do that. ...This is feelin' so strange. You know, I don't think I ever realized how bitty you actually are.

[OOC: I'm having mental images of Mal trying to fix the hair and just about managing a sloppy ponytail. xD]

[no_whore]

... did I truly look that bad?

Yes, they are and I don't know if poking too much fun at them is a good idea.

.... are you certain?

That's... believable, actually. I was just thinking on how large your hands seem...

[ooc: Oh, that'd be so funny! XD Inara would fix it for him, only because she doesn't want her hair messed up. Yeah. That would be the only reason. M-hm. ^^]

[bad_in_thelatin]

Oh hells, Inara. Could never look bad, that's for sure. You were just happily tipsy, is all. Was quite cute, actually.

Ain't gonna poke, just watch. Honest!

Sure I can! I believe. Well, it can't be that tricky.

Gotta have big hands to match my big feet. Think they're, uh... too big to do hair? Maybe?

[OOC: He's giving it a valiant effort, buuuut. xD And sure, of course the only reason. ;D]

[no_whore]

I haven't been called cute since I was twelve.

Right. I might have some property to sell to you.

Your feet don't seem so... oh. I suppose they are a bit large.

.. I should still be able to do something with it. It'll be odd, but...

[ooc: Of course. XD I swear, these two make me all snickery]

[bad_in_thelatin]

Ain't nothin' wrong with cute. Mind, you weren't a child-like cute at all. It was more of an... very pretty adult-like cute.

Property? Do tell.

Yours are... kinda dainty. Huh. You paint your toenails, too.

Honestly, you'll probably manage better with my clumsy paws than I do with your fine hands. I'll be by the shuttle in just a moment.

[ooc: Same here! They're so cute. xD]

[no_whore]

Well, thank you.

Some other time, perhaps.

I just painted them before I joined Jayne.

Good. I'll leave the door unlocked for you. I certainly hope you're dressed decently.

[bad_in_thelatin]

Mighty welcome.

There you go again with the teasin' me. Ain't so nice.

Good thing this here swap'll only last a day. Doing hair and paintin' nails would be a bit too much for me to handle.

Alright. That leaves you a few minutes to peek at my hunky form in secret. Ah, but you've already seen me naked. Never mind, then.

[no_whore]

I'm always nice, Mal.

It takes work to be a woman.

True enough, and I've already bathed this morning, so my memory was refreshed.

[bad_in_thelatin]

Nice an' wily.

I'm startin' to see that with good clarity. Reckon all fellas should try bein' one for a day.

Whoa. Wait. You bathed? In my body? You did the whole slow sponge thing to me? ...Is it wrong I'm finding that thought to be vaguely... yep, not continuing down that path.

[no_whore]

I haven't used any wiles on you in quite some time!

Do you think they could really handle it?

.... I don't have a shower in the shuttle, Mal. How else would I get clean?

I'm assuming it's a good thing that women don't show their arousal so easily, hm?

[ooc: Let the teasing begin? XD]

[bad_in_thelatin]

Oh, no?

Honest, I think more than half'd break down and wail like little babies. Good thing I ain't afraid to embrace the feminine side.

...I, uh. Well, that's a good point. Ah, suppose it's-- oh, see! Wiles! Right there! Shameless use of 'em!

[OOC: Mal's got no chance, as usual. xD]

[no_whore]

None at all.

Imagine Jayne as a woman.

I was making a statement, not using wiles.

[ooc: I'm lol'ing XD]

[bad_in_thelatin]

Sure.

I'd rather not, bound to be unpleasant.

Nu-uh, those were wiles! Designed to make me think on those kinds of thoughts and feel all... pliant! And they're workin' in the wrong body, even!

[ooc: You're not the only one! xD I have to go to bed soon, but I can pick up early tomorrow morning my time.]