D'you know what I mean
I haven't forgotten about you LiveJournal. I was going to write another "work poem" tonight, but I can't seem to remember anything that was in my head today. Usually I jot down whatever hits me when I think of it at work, but that didn't happen today so I'll just spew whatever comes out...
So, my new hero Dean bagged 2 gals Saturday night. I came in a close 2nd place with 0. The first gal he shagged was a new comer. In fact she is friends with the gal he once scored with because he gave her a hundred dollar tip. That's a story for another day. So, the "new" girl hits him up on night 1. Way to cut out the leg work. Then much later that day/morning the flavor from the past few months comes over and he completes the double shift. Now girl number 2 is all pissed off because girl 1 answered Dean's phone and the drama llama has raised the bar. Girl 2 needs to know her role since she knew Dean was out for fun and that was about it. Dean told her that all along. She gave up the hind parts. Her bad. So I'm telling this crap to Chris the other day and I said "Girl 1 is stupid for falling for him. She grew feelings when she should've known all along he wouldn't be around much longer." Chris without missing a beat says "No, she just found a guy that fucks her good." Well said, my good friend. So basically our little conversation reminded me of something I'd write. Ya know, like, blab about something then flip the tone at the last second.
And on that note I'll be back after I see something naked. tick tick tick tick tick
So, my new hero Dean bagged 2 gals Saturday night. I came in a close 2nd place with 0. The first gal he shagged was a new comer. In fact she is friends with the gal he once scored with because he gave her a hundred dollar tip. That's a story for another day. So, the "new" girl hits him up on night 1. Way to cut out the leg work. Then much later that day/morning the flavor from the past few months comes over and he completes the double shift. Now girl number 2 is all pissed off because girl 1 answered Dean's phone and the drama llama has raised the bar. Girl 2 needs to know her role since she knew Dean was out for fun and that was about it. Dean told her that all along. She gave up the hind parts. Her bad. So I'm telling this crap to Chris the other day and I said "Girl 1 is stupid for falling for him. She grew feelings when she should've known all along he wouldn't be around much longer." Chris without missing a beat says "No, she just found a guy that fucks her good." Well said, my good friend. So basically our little conversation reminded me of something I'd write. Ya know, like, blab about something then flip the tone at the last second.
And on that note I'll be back after I see something naked. tick tick tick tick tick