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I had a blue steak from Jose's and it was really good (for not being from a steakhouse) It seemed to have been punctured and then seared.
I spilled dark hair dye on my pink carpet. It looks like someone had an accident of the mecconium type.
Oma smells like coffee and cookies. It is a comforting smell.
I haven't smoked all day and then blew it on a stogey just now.
I had a dream I not only had a thing with Zack Braff, but Robert Sean Leonard as well. God bless you Nicotine Patch dreams.
A pirate walks into a bar. he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey, Captain! You've gotta steering wheel in your pants." The pirate says "ARRRRRRG. It's driving me nuts."
Scott Peterson makes me feel ill in the "dude who slept with you and never talked to you again" type way.
Do you want to see White Noise with me? Will you be embarassed when I pee my pants?
I think the name Wheelchair for a dog is hilarious. I don't know why. I said to Vaughn "Hey, if we ever get a pet, let's name him Wheelchair!" and then I laughed so hard, I spilled my milk.
The optometrist (who was cute) hit on me to the point of saying "Oh, honey. Oh sweetheart. I know your eye hurts. I hate having to put the dye in." Oh, yeah, I did something to my eye. People at work called me Red Eye.
I had a blue steak from Jose's and it was really good (for not being from a steakhouse) It seemed to have been punctured and then seared.
I spilled dark hair dye on my pink carpet. It looks like someone had an accident of the mecconium type.
Oma smells like coffee and cookies. It is a comforting smell.
I haven't smoked all day and then blew it on a stogey just now.
I had a dream I not only had a thing with Zack Braff, but Robert Sean Leonard as well. God bless you Nicotine Patch dreams.
A pirate walks into a bar. he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says "Hey, Captain! You've gotta steering wheel in your pants." The pirate says "ARRRRRRG. It's driving me nuts."
Scott Peterson makes me feel ill in the "dude who slept with you and never talked to you again" type way.
Do you want to see White Noise with me? Will you be embarassed when I pee my pants?
I think the name Wheelchair for a dog is hilarious. I don't know why. I said to Vaughn "Hey, if we ever get a pet, let's name him Wheelchair!" and then I laughed so hard, I spilled my milk.
The optometrist (who was cute) hit on me to the point of saying "Oh, honey. Oh sweetheart. I know your eye hurts. I hate having to put the dye in." Oh, yeah, I did something to my eye. People at work called me Red Eye.