new band poster / business idea ?
it's a burgeoning industry i promise you that. here are the keys to "success":
1) concoct some potion out of 50% Preparation H and 50% aloe vera.
2) make website offering new snake oil -uh- i mean earlobe reduction cream.
3) buy google ad words for the phrases (earlobe hole reduction, ear stretching reduction, ear repair, earhole repair, ear stretch repair) the thing is that there simply is not yet an offering for an earlobe reduction CREME so essentially anyone wishing to reduce their regrettable earloops the easy way will go directly to you. in business 101 this is called a UNIQUE PRODUCT. (a monopoly that i doubt will attract the ire of the federal trade commission.)
4) put "add to cart" button on website for your revolutionary earlobe hole reduction cream
5) sit back and watch as dizzying profits transform your life.
6) you're the next earlobe hole reduction cream impresario - congratulations!
now you can kill yourself