[Is this thing on? Well apparently so, but there's nothing of real importance going on in the room it's filming.
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It should be focused on the window. Why? Well you're about to find out.
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That doesn't really tell me much, Heiwajima-san. I'm sorry, but could you tell me more about this Izaya? I can tell it's a sore subject, but could you bare with me? It's important if you ever want to get out of here. I mean, if you're right about him kidnapping us all.
[You can almost hear him gesturing in the air with his hands as he talks.]
I mean, it's still really unlikely, but this place is called Wonderland, and I've already seen some weird things here myself. You just might be on to something here, Heiwajima-san. I just want to know what he's capable of is all.
[It's too bad for Shizuo that Adachi's all about games. They've evolved from merely a way to pass his time to a way of living. Right now, he feels like testing just what he can get away with this guy. Being that he can already tell Shizuo's a man of little words, he wants to test what other qualities he has. You know, for reference purposes.]
But, first, should I back up and give you some facts about this place? It's up to you, Heiwajima-san.
[Testing is now in progress, do not disturb.]
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He's a scrawny prick. Looks like you could touch him and he'd fall over. But he's a fucking flea, jumping all over the place waving that shitty knife around.
[He'll crunch something single-handedly as he describes his epic arch rival. We'll leave what horrible sound that makes to your imagination~]
I don't care if he's behind it. I ain't even that mad really. I just want to kick his ass.
[Hm, recurring theme here if you couldn't tell. It involves Shizuo wanting to beat Izaya. Who knew? :D Anyway, the mention of facts involving this wonderplace makes him grab another cigarette and light it.]
Facts? What kind of facts?
[He frowns. What the fuck did Izaya get him involved in after all?]
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So far, he isn't sounding all that dangerous, Heiwajima-san. Don't you think you're blowing things out of proportion? I want to take you seriously, believe me.
[Adachi idly ponders the sound while Shizuo goes on speaking. He suddenly has the feeling he should sugarcoat his speech a bit. Backtracking, backtracking...]
Oh, just simple ones first to get you settled. As I said, this place is called Wonderland. No, I don't think you'll find Mickey, Donald, or Goofy here. Sorry about that, really.
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Fact two: things aren't normal here. In fact, forget everything normal you knew back at home. I met a troll a few days ago, and it didn't look like the kind in fairy tales. I'm expecting to see much weirder things in the days to come, and you should too. Just be prepared if you see a dragon or something, y'know? It's really hard to believe, I know, but trust me here.
Fact three: watch out for the mirrors. I don't know much about this one, to be honest, other than that they obey the person who runs everything here. And to go with this rule, you should probably not trust the natural inhabitants here. Only trust people like you and me at best. And by that I mean people brought here.
Did I cover anything you haven't been told before? Either way, I hope I helped!
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Blowing out of proportion? Since high school he's always been behind the scenes pulling the strings. And he's fucking framed me for crimes I didn't commit twice!
[That is decidedly not the thing you want to say to him |D but the distraction of wonderplace like things will calm him temporarily.
What he was saying was a lot to digest. Shizuo just scratched his head with a sigh.]
I don't really get what you're talking about, but I guess I'll find out soon enough.
[Since it's hard to really explain unless you've experienced it, no?]
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Well, Heiwajima-san, you can't just leave out big facts like that in an investigation! How can I take you seriously when you do that? But now that you've said that, well, I can see how he gets you worked up! He didn't happen to actually land you in jail, did he? I know you must be sore about it, so you don't have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable.
[Adachi finds himself holding back laughter for the third time. Right. No, he was wrong with immediately comparing Shizuo to Dojima. Their attitudes were about the same, but Dojima? He actually had some brains about him. This guy? He was starting to suspect either Shizuo had too much on his plate or he was just an utter fool. Maybe it was even both.]
Hey, it's okay. You'll get it some time. It took me a while to piece everything together too.
[He's exaggerating here, but he has to keep to the mold he's perfected. Honestly, he figures the guy is all brawn and no brain. Then again, he's about the opposite. Oh well.]
Now, about this Izaya, I'd be interesting if he were the one who brought us all here. Do you think he'd have a plan for all of us if it was him?
[Tell him a story, Shizuo. He's bored out of his mind and needs entertainment.]
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The police let me go shortly after the first incident. The second was a yakuza killing so the police won't know about it. But the Awakusu are the ones I'm trying to avoid.
[Shizzy lets out a breath. Oh the prick makes his blood boil. He's trying not to throw something again.]
He gets off on observing people.
[He shrugs.]
This place seems to be good for that.
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Well, this is probably Adachi's fault. Maybe if he switched the subject around Shizuo would talk about something else? Ah, no, he wants to learn more about Izaya first.]
It's a good thing they let you go too.
[Forgive him. On his end, he's playing with his gun.]
I'm sorry about your situation, Heiwajima-san. But, hey, guess what! You don't have to worry about the Awakusu or anything like that here. All you have to worry about is Izaya, and I doubt this place has a police force. Unless you count the mirrors, I guess.
And as for him getting off on observing people, could you explain that one to me? Is he just so detached from reality that he gets off on other people's problems? Give me more details, Heiwajima-san.
[ooc: OH MY GOD I KEPT ON SEEING TYPOS. sorry for editing this three times fml.]
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And yes, changing the subject would be most beneficial. Especially since that's what's keeping Shizuo so hot-headed. He's usually better at reasoning when that bastard'd not involved.]
Hn.
[The chiding falls by the wayside, and he lets out an annoyed 'ksch' sound.]
If you met him you'd understand. He sets people up just to see what'll happen.
[lol it's ok! I can't edit mine so if there are typos forgive me!]
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Well, this method of questioning isn't leading to much. Hm. Maybe the guy himself can bring him some entertainment? Honestly, he doesn't have much if anything planned.
By this point, Adachi's decided this guy is what would happen if Dojima and Tatsumi's personalities merged into one mindfuck. Yeah, that seems pretty accurate at this point.]
Heiwajima-san, this guy must be really dangerous. But, I need to stop you there. It's kinda hard for me to think he could've orchestrated all this! He'd have to be insanely omnipotent, y'know? And no normal human being is like that!
You say you went to school with him, so that leads me to this. What was your school like? I just want to know if your Japan is like mine is all. Some crazy things are happening right now, Heiwajima-san.
[OOC: It's all good, bb. I'll edit with you in mind!]
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